Cauchemar

Hello fellow kongregate user, I am Cauchemar, but you can call me Cauchemar, Cauch, Cauches, Couch, Cucumber, Cuc, Or anything you would like too!

If you need any kongregate help at all please don’t hesitate to contact me! I would be glad to help you!

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Also a quick shoutout to rosey128, you’re my hero!
Worlds Best Quotes:
Llamanescent: Oh, I’m imagining Nightmare Couches again.

Llamanescent: Was this a triumph?
Cauchemar: It was a huge success
Cauchemar: I mean really, its hard to overstate my satisfaction
Llamanescent: Well, you do what you must, because you can.
Cauchemar: You know, for the good of all of us!
Llamanescent: Except the ones who are dead.
Cauchemar: Precisely but i cant be crying over every mistake
Llamanescent: Exactly. You just keep on trying ‘til you run out of cake.
Cauchemar: Yeh and the science gets done
Llamanescent: Plus, you make a neat gun.
Cauchemar: I know, only for the people who are still alive.

joebob23: this is not kongredate

MemeHunter22: It’s a long story involving a desklamp, five gramophone records of The Beatles, and a lottery ticket.

Cookie Kingdom Room Description on Oct 7, 2011: We caught Countenance on the Nightmare Cauche today. It was pretty scary. D: