Kia ora. I’m Beverly. If I don’t appear to be chatting it is probably because I am indulging in my latest gaming obsession, Call of Gods. If you really want to chat with me, send me a PM.
Good things to know
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How to become a Moderator
On the other hand, here is the definitive answer from The Cantina
joelprovan: how do u become mod on kong?
TehUberAhsem: Feed on the souls of a thousand virgins.
joelprovan: lol
TehUberAhsem: They aren’t that hard to find on a gaming site. ;)
frankiesmum: Just be aware that those virgins are all spotty faced 13 year old boys. :)
joelprovan: ok tnx
joelprovan: ahhh nooooo!!!!
joelprovan: lol
Yourmomma696969: lol….I just spit soda all over my screen….good one frankiesmum
And while we’re on the subject of funny quotes, Happy Alcoholic has collected a few from various conversations see rachela
Latest News
22 Feb 2012 – 1 year on
1 Jan 2012 – 5.45am Earthquake 5.48M @13.7km down and 26km from home. A real roller as a wake up call. Happy New Year from Ol’ Bucky!
23 Dec 2011 – 3:18pm Earthquake 6.0M @6.95km down and 13.2km from home. Watched a bus shimmy violently on its shocks as a guy tried to get off. Freaky to watch. Merry Christmas says Ol’ Bucky. Still fine. No trail of blue bricks yet. :)
1:58pm Earthquake 5.85M @9.57km down and 19km from home. Yeehaa! Just riding those waves! A tickler in case we forgot about Ol’ Bucky (as if!). Am fine. Family is fine. Shaken but not stirred. He who pinches my bum says a 5.8M at considerably less than @16km from the epicentre feels like a particularly rough piece of road when on a Scorpio (motorcycle).
Dec 2011 – He who pinches my bum and I have purchased brand spanking new him and hers Scorpios which we are running in. Silver wedding anniversary seems a fitting time to get back into motorcycling again since we honeymooned around the scenic South Island.
June 2011 6.3M
Feb 2011 6.3M – 181 deaths
Sep 2010 7.1M
Canterbury Quake Live
Virtual Tour of the CDB
Current Demolition List
Top 25 quakes since Sep 2010
You Know You’re From Christchurch When
Things I need to remember
14 October 2011 Owe Jenny in Paradise a real Elements game with a decent deck!
Some recent quotes
Phantom92: I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T= International Notorious Thing Exciting Really Needy Engaged Teenagers.
Osherisur: mods are just normal people with more responsibility *gives franie a pillow and blankey
AmberAsylum: *gives frankiesmum some chocolate cake
Frankiesmum: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn’t know what to do. So she named them all Frankie.
Phantom92: K.O.N.G.R.E.G.A.T.E= Kongregation Of Neanderthals Getting Rather Emotional; Generates Alot o’ Troublesome Enemies.
Rorshach65: frankie you are the most regular Kong member type of mod i have ever seen, i like that!
Apologies to all Statesiders:
[08:46 PM] frankiesmum: What is the problem? Came in on the tale end.
[08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: Zocra thinks canada is real
[08:47 PM] Zocra: God damn it it is real
[08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: and we’re trying to help him understand that it’s a liberal conspiracy :(
[08:47 PM] Zocra: That’s where cats come from
[08:47 PM] frankiesmum: That is not a problem I am qualified to deal with.
[08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: But you’re a mum
[08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: grown ups should fix everything D:
[08:47 PM] Zocra: If Canada didn’t exist, then what’s keeping America’s head warm?
[08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: 0_0
[08:47 PM] frankiesmum: It’s ass.
[08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: ZING
[08:48 PM] Zocra: Louisiana’s warm enough as is
[08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: God damn, well played.
[08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: it’s funny because america has its hea… nvm.
[08:48 PM] frankiesmum: Couldn’t resist that line.
[08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: gold star.
[08:49 PM] frankiesmum: That might just have to make it onto my profile.
[08:49 PM] Sparky_Baker: couldn’t begrudge you feeling a little smug there. That was swift.
For CoG players
This is a real red Scorpio
I see Red
Warm Fuzzies
Thanks to Doodle_Man I have my very own Community Mod Card!
By popular demand and with abject apologies to Fountains of Wayne
(Thanks Ant Hill and Area 51 )
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
Frankie, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I’m not the little boy that I used to be
I’m all grown up now, baby can’t you see
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Frankie, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Frankie’s mom
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
Frankie, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, “You missed a spot over there”
And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Frankie’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long
Frankie, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Frankie’s mom
Music of interest
FM – Steely Dan
Pride – U2
Stacy’s Mom
Earthquake
Memorium
RIP MobyJaws – Miss you surfacing to ask after the evil spawn aka Frankie.
