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Kia ora. I'm Beverly also known as FM, frank and beans thanks to "Windigo663":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/windigo663, Bevvers, Bevlecakes thanks to elfboy676, Bevvy Baby thanks to sirenofthedead, Beverlady thanks to StabbyJoe, Bevaloni the edible thanks to HellsSerenade. If I don't appear to be chatting it is probably because I am deep into learning a new game or possibly even *gasp* doing something else between games. If you really want to chat with me, send me a profile whisper. Usually now found in Pride, previous rooms are The Van and IKRC, I've also spent considerable time visiting the great folks who make their homes in other parts of the Kongregate Mansion. h3. Wartuners "TimePortal":/http://wartune.dolygames.com/from-losing-to-winning-in-time-portal/ h3. Good things to know Kreds Issues = Contact support@kongregate.com . And yeah that is an email address. :) "Conduct guidelines":http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct "Help":http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help "Modfriend":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/modfriend "Roleplay Friendly Rooms":http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Roleplay_Acceptable_Rooms "Profile Formatting":http://www.kongregate.com/pages/formatting "How to become a Moderator":http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help#moderators-q-2 "Cmurda's guide on How to become a Moderator":http://tinyurl.com/3tsbmkd On the other hand, The Cantina provided the most definitive answer on how to become a Mod joelprovan: how do u become mod on kong? TehUberAhsem: Feed on the souls of a thousand virgins. joelprovan: lol TehUberAhsem: They aren't that hard to find on a gaming site. ;) frankiesmum: Just be aware that those virgins are all spotty faced 13 year old boys. :) joelprovan: ok tnx joelprovan: ahhh nooooo!!!! joelprovan: lol Yourmomma696969: lol....I just spit soda all over my screen....good one frankiesmum And while we're on the subject of funny quotes, Happy Alcoholic has collected a few from various conversations see "rachela":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/EpicLines h3. Want to add some Kongregate Bling to Firefox? Check out these forum posts http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1/topics/8018 Thanks CaptainCaveman :) http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1/topics/52858 Thanks musicdemon :) Also the indispensable "Ventero Framework":http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/54245 needed to run any of "Ventero's scripts":http://userscripts.org/users/82514/scripts h3. Relevant Dates 07 September 2012 = Room Owner = Pride 11 July 2009 = I got my shiny Orange clad M. Apologies to the management, it is looking a bit battered these days but I do keep it shiny. :) h3. Things I need to remember 14 October 2011 Owe Jenny in Paradise a real Elements game with a decent deck! h3. Quotes Apologies to all Statesiders: [08:46 PM] frankiesmum: What is the problem? Came in on the tale end. [08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: Zocra thinks canada is real [08:47 PM] Zocra: God damn it it is real [08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: and we're trying to help him understand that it's a liberal conspiracy :( [08:47 PM] Zocra: That's where cats come from [08:47 PM] frankiesmum: That is not a problem I am qualified to deal with. [08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: But you're a mum [08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: grown ups should fix everything D: [08:47 PM] Zocra: If Canada didn't exist, then what's keeping America's head warm? [08:47 PM] Sparky_Baker: 0_0 [08:47 PM] frankiesmum: It's ass. [08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: ZING [08:48 PM] Zocra: Louisiana's warm enough as is [08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: God damn, well played. [08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: it's funny because america has its hea... nvm. [08:48 PM] frankiesmum: Couldn't resist that line. [08:48 PM] Sparky_Baker: gold star. [08:49 PM] frankiesmum: That might just have to make it onto my profile. [08:49 PM] Sparky_Baker: couldn't begrudge you feeling a little smug there. That was swift. Frankiesmum: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do. So she named them all Frankie. frankiesmum: Night all. Sleepy time for me. DarkRainyKnight: G'night FM! KaiJai: Night Bev! shade0180: night bev CantKillTheMetal: So I just decided to talk and everyone goes to sleep. CantKillTheMetal: Oh well... DarkRainyKnight: One person counts as everyone now? DarkRainyKnight: :-P CantKillTheMetal: Yes. frankiesmum: *Everyone important* ;D CantKillTheMetal: Everyone important, that is. :P DarkRainyKnight: LMAO CantKillTheMetal: Damn frankiesmum: *wipes tears from eyes* DarkRainyKnight: XD AchmedSr: Aint it fun making decisions ;) Scram: with great (virtual) power ... AngelicDawn: comes lots of chat spamming? Scram: Or "chamming," as we call it in the biz. AngelicDawn: Scramming? Scram: Now now. Scram: I have never spammed. Scram: I only take advantage of empty rooms or dead conversations. Scram: Like this one, for instance. Scram: And then, only to attempt to spark legitimate discourse. AngelicDawn: Taking advantage of dead conversations? Necroconversationalac? =p Scram: When you put it that way ... I think I need therapy. Scram: Scratch that. I KNOW I need therapy. AchmedSr: eww KoPaladin: picked up a case of necrotizing chatiitis? Scram: rigamoratory? Scram: ... Scram: well, this episode of Night of Talking Dead already seems over. deathDRAGON2: bev = beloved entity of value solprovider: Sometimes I just rant without giving tips Fatcatsven: And on the other I'm sleeping with strange men in my house. ... Fatcatsven: That wasn't the best wording. Fatcatsven: Damn it. Storageheater: someone on kong has photos of me in a floor-length pink corduroy dress I found in a thrift store zomalien: ƒrÄÑk+ie÷ there we go... Paulverizer11: I always come at the wrong time. frankiesmum: I've heard that is a problem for some guys. Paulverizer11: Damn it, I KNEW somebody was gonna go there. XD sasuke602: dsasdasdasd frankiesmum: Almost the most intelligent you've said all night sasuke. Paulverizer11: ^ frankiesmum: *intelligent thing sasuke602: screw u frankiesmum: I doubt you meet my performance criteria. Paulverizer11: No, screw me! Screw me! sasuke602: fine Paulverizer11: ^@Bev again sasuke602: wait sasuke602: i take that back sasuke602: ill take that as a compliment sasuke602: im just in my retard mode Paulverizer11: What else is new? sasuke602: me being in my retard mode nitetrooper93: Im still stuck on "performance criteria" frankiesmum: That ain;t new. Paulverizer11: ...Never mind. sasuke602: why do your words hurt so much sasuke602: wait they dont Paulverizer11: Because you touch yourself at night with a forklift. sasuke602: um sasuke602: i frankiesmum: Stuck, nite? You'll not make the criteria either then. sasuke602: i dont know what to say about that Paulverizer11: PFFT, BEV. sasuke602: and nitetrooper93: =O sasuke602: im not interested about what you do in your freetime sasuke602: and sasuke602: ill take that as a compliment sasuke602: saying that sasuke602: i have to use a forklift sasuke602: because my dick is just that big Paulverizer11: I haven't said anything about my free time. And are you physically incapable of typing out a complete thought all in one post? sasuke602: so sasuke602: i win frankiesmum: Paul - stop giving your tonka toys away. Paulverizer11: Profiling that, Bev. KaiJai: Back! frankiesmum: Frankie reckons this conversation may beat out the Canada convo on my profile. Paulverizer11: Oh, there's certainly a lot of beating out about it. [05:45 PM] HellsSerenade: Do all rooms suffer from dips? [05:45 PM] LelianaNichole: i imagine so [05:45 PM] LelianaNichole: just this room more than others [05:45 PM] HellsSerenade: Ive only been in pride, and theres a lot of them here [05:45 PM] HellsSerenade: A LOt [05:46 PM] LelianaNichole: i was reading the history of pride [05:46 PM] HellsSerenade: Yeah? [05:46 PM] LelianaNichole: apparently this used to be troll heaven [05:46 PM] LelianaNichole: imagine that [05:46 PM] HellsSerenade: Yes, yes it was. [05:46 PM] LelianaNichole: trolls trolling trolls [05:46 PM] HellsSerenade: Back when it was a wasteland [05:46 PM] frankiesmum: Okay. bperr is experiencing a gag. So new topic. [05:46 PM] LelianaNichole: that's like rapists raping rapists [05:47 PM] HellsSerenade: Vigilanties killig vigilanties killing criminals killing vigilanties. [05:47 PM] kdbduhsf: lol [05:47 PM] LelianaNichole: or animals eating vegetarians [05:47 PM] LelianaNichole: XD [05:47 PM] HellsSerenade: or vegetarians eating other vegetarians! [05:47 PM] HellsSerenade: Id like to see that! [05:47 PM] LelianaNichole: XD^ [05:47 PM] kdbduhsf: or kdbduhsf going out of this crazy topic selection [05:48 PM] frankiesmum: A few hyperactives, many of sexual ambiguity, huge number inflicting verbal violence on anyone they didn't know and most that they did. [05:48 PM] HellsSerenade: Thats before frank ruled over the lands [05:48 PM] LelianaNichole: YAY! [05:49 PM] LelianaNichole: i imagine pride is a lot like new Zealand is [05:49 PM] LelianaNichole: but with less sex [05:49 PM] kdbduhsf: these days are boring i dont have any game to addict on D: [05:49 PM] frankiesmum: Even during those fraught times there were occasional glimpses of real intelligence and good conversation. [05:49 PM] frankiesmum: Not so many sheep in Pride, Leliana. *smirks* [05:49 PM] LelianaNichole: the majority of the sex coming from me [05:49 PM] HellsSerenade: lol, glimpses frank, breif glimpses of hope shrouded by stupidity. [05:50 PM] LelianaNichole: XD [05:50 PM] HellsSerenade: Whoa, leli, dont even try to claim it all. [05:50 PM] LelianaNichole: omg! mum was that a beastiality joke? [05:50 PM] HellsSerenade: Omg.... i missed that... [05:50 PM] frankiesmum: I can neither confirm nor deny... [05:51 PM] LelianaNichole: XD [05:51 PM] HellsSerenade: Confirmed... [05:51 PM] LelianaNichole: way past confirmed [05:51 PM] HellsSerenade: I do hear stories of the.... Sheep shows..... in the zealands [05:51 PM] LelianaNichole: that's not the only show ;) ;) [05:51 PM] HellsSerenade: you know... instead of.... goat shows... KS23: sar chasm: The gap between the one that made the comment and those that didn't get it h3. Other Quotes George Bernard Shaw “We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” h3. Speaking of children here are a few of my Kong children... "trebach":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/trebach "Evilspawn":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Evilspawn BTW Different evil spawn (or is that Evils pawn) from the one mentioned at the end of my profile. One is a boy and one is a girl. I'll let you work it out for yourself. "Alphaglory1":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/AlphaGlory1 "Frankie_":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Frankie_ "Johanna_T":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Johanna_T "L3xii":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/L3xiiLuV "Fiendmummy":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Fiendmummy "spookahunadoo":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/spookahunadoo "TBusby":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/TBusby "Chalupala":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Chalupala "kanishka":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/kanishka123 h3. ...and I'm now collecting Kong grandchildren long before I have grandchildren IRL ... "zoomonkey - First e-granddaughter":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/zoomonkey h3. Cat-sitters "Sinapi":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Sinapi h3. For Wartune Players "Wartune Wiki":http://wartune.wikia.com/wiki/Wartune_Wiki "Fix Black Screens in Firefox and Chrome":http://forum.r2games.com/showthread.php?53798-How-to-fix-Black-Screens-on-Chrome-and-Firefox&p=415405#post415405 "Lag Discussion 1":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/228-wartune/topics/328136-lag-guide "Lag Discussion 2":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/228-wartune/topics/308596-guide-geek-guide-to-lag h3. For CoG players This is a real red "Scorpio":http://tinyurl.com/96rxzn2 "I see Red":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKj4upY1VYI h3. Warm Fuzzies Thanks to "Doodle_Man":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/doodle_man I have my very own "Community Mod Card!":http://tinyurl.com/95r2p89 Thanks to "Jaskaran2000":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Jaskaran2000 I have a "new portrait":http://i.imgur.com/rT3l4.png h3. Probabilities "Zilch - Maximising expected scores":http://www.mattbusche.org/blog/article/zilch/ "Zilch - Study Pt 1":http://tinyurl.com/8hzft6o h3. So true "Instructions":http://tinyurl.com/bkvslft "Frankie has this to say to all of you":http://tinyurl.com/k7mrsfh h3. By popular demand and with abject apologies to "Fountains of Wayne":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&ob=av3e (Thanks Ant Hill and Area 51 ) "Frankie's Mom":http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww101/frankiesmum/FountainsOfWayne-FrankiesMom_zpsd2919fda.png h3. Music of interest "FM = Steely Dan":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roLFgBDIS6s "Pride = U2":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Pnlhs7grQ "Stacy's Mom = Fountains of Wayne":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&ob=av3e "She's A Mod = Ray Columbus with the Invaders":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsjF-vOqkSw "Earthquake = Labrinth":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0fk6syQ7iY "Fraction Liquefaction = TeamReyno1ds":http://tinyurl.com/4ucow8e "Frankenstein = Edgar Winter Group":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1mV_5-bRPo "Pride and Joy = Stevie Ray Vaughan":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU0MF8pwktg "Frankie and Johnny = Mr Sam Cooke":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3tpDsBZy8 h3. Related Comics "Modification":http://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/nail-biter/ h3. In Memoriam Thanks Cyclonea for spotting my typo RIP "MobyJaws":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/mobyjaws - Miss you surfacing to ask after the evil spawn aka Frankie. Dec 2009 "Gaby":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/gaby - who gave us Zilch, May 2011 "sheepshepherd":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/sheepshepherd - Prinny defender extraordinaire! Jun 2013 "wilkins":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/wilkins - Former room owner of Chill Lounge Jan 2014 Timmy W Dog 1/1/2000 - 29/12/2014 Miss my morning and back home from work cuddles. "Aumoe":http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/aumoe Oct 2016

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