Medium badge optimised strat: you need to reach level 10 (8,200 points) so it's important to optimise the points / time spent ratio. Always try your best for closers (no points otherwise). For the rest, get 100% at the batter stage, don't cook it and throw a random sauce and no other crap on it in the last stage. Buy the $300 tool that lets you only click once on the batter stage asap. When you're bored, just make some nice cupcakes and then go back to selling crap. It should take under 4 weeks to get it.
Got 89 coins - anyone knows how I can get the first triangle in level 7 hard mode (gravity)? There seems to be an opening at the top of the first screen with all the moving platforms but no clue how to reach it...
Game not even loading today on chrome, and makes firefox crash. I'm just gonna go ahead and say that my browsers want to protect me from being bored to death.
Strange - worked great yesterday on first try and today it glitches after 1 minute, either refusing to acknowledge the up key or actually moving the WHOLE screen up (leaving me with a blue screen - are russian giraffes still on windows 98?).
As others said this game pales in comparison of kids vs ice cream which was much more challenging, fun and balanced. Here it's all very easy (the auto-click by pressing alt+tab can get you through most levels), except for the bb gunners that shoot from outside the window so you can die randomly for no good reason. Level 11 on autoclick gives you 35k+ without having to sit in front of the pc. Really strange that this game got badged.
The game keeps crashing - I win the level, then the screen goes blank (apart from the messages) and I get a lot of trophies, after a few seconds I get told to kill the boss, by clicking the screen I see its health bar go down (still not seeing anything in the game window) and when it dies the game stops responding completely.
Really fun - except trying to use the joustler, zorb or sam to carry stuff (the cow level for example). that's just infuriating, seems to have a lot less to do with technique and more with luck and a lot of tries till the bomb gets it right. good thing we just need 32 out of 53 for the 2nd hard badge!
I'm not sure the game works - I drag the pieces on level 1 and there is no "submit" button. Is it a key I need to press? The total absence of music also looks suspicious.
The game is quite nice - a little tutorial would be nice as I'm still not sure how I can pick up armor etc. and what pressing shift is supposed to do. And as said before a campaign mode would be nice.
Very nice concept - although the 10 levels are pretty simple if you stay focused (as soon as you mess up you're better off starting again). Currently the game takes 15min to finish. I'd love to see more complex levels added (e.g for certain colours faces add up to 7, for other colours faces add up to 10, for other colours faces start to multiply... thrown altogether on one level this adds a lot of brain power to not mess up!)
This game is fun but extremely confusing - almost nothing is explained outside of the controls. Am I really winning only one skill point for finishing 2nd of a race? Or is speed important? Or doing perfect landings? Does it matter if I upgrade my character, miss the start of the next race and therefore end up last? Maybe it impacts my stats. Maybe not. Is there a guide somewhere in the game I haven't seen that explains how things work for scoring, getting xp, what different characters or hats do, pretty much anything apart from the controls really.
Hey there! Sorry about all the confusion, I know the new user experience needs a lot of work. I'll try to get most of your questions!
EDIT: I ran out of space, so I put the answers to these questions in the game's description. :D
For badge hunters: the medium badge took me 5h and the game is still fun till then - although you start having to wait if you want to keep playing, the usual MMO pitfall.
This is a pale version of endless runners - the game itself is not bad but the upgrade mechanisms is really poor. Upgrades are extremely expensive, missions are one by one and the whole navigation between menus is unintuitive (I saw I got an item that could unlock a ninja if I had many but couldn't find where ninjas were displayed) and the ranks are useless. So basically grind, grind, grind (and I assume you can buy coins which is what the game was made for).
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Hey there! Sorry about all the confusion, I know the new user experience needs a lot of work. I'll try to get most of your questions! EDIT: I ran out of space, so I put the answers to these questions in the game's description. :D