Mu hu hu hu hu, my third time doing the quest, I started at floor 9. My protagonist blood awoke though, and I steamed through the entire rest of the dungeon. I was missing two eyes and I didn't even get the cave dweller achievement, mwa ha ha ha ha.
Anyway it would be fantastic if you could interact with your guards, like upgrades, selling, moving, etc. Fantasmicalgiraffe game, pretty epic win right there. 5/5. = 1. But I'm giving you 5 stars.
The combination of the awesome song, and the badge name Fear Not The Darkness... It gives me goosebumps. Either one of those contains quite a lot of power in them, but combined, it wracks this vessel I travel in called the body in spasms of intense chills. The story does absolutely nothing negative to this strength, and even goes so far as to bolster the already dwarfing "woah" sensation that pervades the depth of it's power. I cannot fathom a piano version of the song, because not only not knowing what it would end up as, but from the already Armageddon-like intensity which I could not fathom without experiencing it, comprehending or even grasping an altered version of this without knowing of it would be akin to dividing by zero. Of all the games I've played, of all the ones attempting to be original describing a story or strange gameplay or challenging the player or whatever else they did... This stands highest to me as Art. The last Dimensionpod.... Fear Not The Darkness.
Kay, so here we are training another duck. The last two didn't have enough replayability, so you tweaked it a bit, added some minor features, changed the layout a bit, and slapped another name on it. Thus, the sequels were born. But you see, you, like many many other people who make sequels, neglected something extremely important. That is, to add lasers. Let's face it, ducks shooting lasers? That'd be a good feature to have. And this will not be viewed by more than 3 people. Ha. Ha. Ha. I laughed for each of you. So when you don't, it's because I stole your laugh from you.
Oh no! I died to spikes! My hp has dropped to 0! Let me change that real quick..... oh the sign is still there for me being dead! Aw, whatever, I'll just jump off the sign.
Great game, it's like another novel in a cherished series. Also, I really like how you don't just roam around the map. Shooters aren't just about holding left and avoiding easy bullets after all. Might be a bit exaggerated about other shooters, but I can say I much prefer yours.
I really hate the depth perception. It's so similiar to the previous game, along with the almost identical gameplay. Minor improvements, maybe, such as not being defined in the simple inside of a cube, now you can change the levels of the inside of that cube, but I wasn't pleased with the previous game, and I'm not pleased with this one either. There's no blatant flattery here. Feel free to give this a - since I'm not mindlessly asking for +'s or flattering the game, potentially disagreeing with a lot of people who just want to say "best game ever 5/5". As for me, I'll just rate it at a 1/5.
Not my war? Then why is it that the enemy is fighting me in a one vs enemy scenario? Why is it that I am so involved? The author's feelings behind Not Your War don't match up with mine, and my thoughts of a war and one person caught in between two sides...
3/5.
Hmm, it'd be nice if transitions between special gummies could... well exist. For instance, pogo hitting pogo adds charges to how many pogos you can use, and pogo hitting balloon gets rid of your pogo and gets balloon. Also, an interesting concept, is having blended special gummies, like chilly pepper pogo stick. Grab a chilly pepper, then a pogo, or vice versa, then spam click as a pogo chilly pepper. Can't think of any other combos.
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A three room house with food... but no kitchen?
.... whatever, I'll just go read some Comix.
Bad idea; spend all your souls on life, putting you up to 250 life, but only having 2 workers. Ah ha ha ha.... At least I'll have a giant high level. Oh, and my total souls IS OVER 9000!!!1
The invulnerable glitch; when you cast the frost spell, you are briefly invulnerable. If you spam d, then you won't finish casting, and you won't lose special. And you can stay invulnerable during a bosses spell rampage. It is as if you aren't even there, and you completely dodge anything.
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