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Epic Battle Fantasy

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Mar. 08, 2013

Rating: -6

Zombie Goku is sealing me every turn. I'm quitting before I flip a table. I knew there was a reason i never played this game more than once until now.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Mar. 06, 2013

Rating: 1

Where can I get my hands on the music for this? :)

Crazy Digger

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Feb. 24, 2013

Rating: 5

Single worst music in a game EVER

Pockie Pirates

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Feb. 21, 2013

Rating: 0

It says multi-player. If so, this being new Kong, money is involved. From there, we know that these art assets can't be used due to copyright infringement. If this game stays up, as a knowing facilitator, Kong will get sued into oblivion. I actually hope this is the case, as the ridiculously anti-consumer business models in so many games on here now are crippling people. Take anything by 5thPlanetGames: They get around crooked practice by saying their games are in "beta". Forever. Anyone else sick of this?

Storm Ops 3

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Feb. 17, 2013

Rating: 3

I'm gonna get shouted at for being to noob, but after a while, I actually found it more annoying than a challenge. The game is hard... but almost unfairly so. A brief tutorial isn't enough to get your eye in. no chance to practice with the various weapons and work out what works best for you. It's all guesswork, and if you get it wrong, you can get wiped out in later levels. Sadly, it's only in later levels that you can afford to experiment. And finally... with spiral fletching hardwood arrows and a heavy crossbow, you have 125% accuracy, and yet there were times (purely to test the theory) where you can aim at a bowman standing still... and miss. It will pass over his head when you aim at his chest. I loved this game, but too much praise will leave a dev with no reason to improve... so I thought I better get that out. We all know what's good about it already :)

Renegade Racing

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Feb. 15, 2013

Rating: 1

1st place, level 10 in the Routemaster? No. Just no. Go away.

They have stolen our sun!

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Feb. 13, 2013

Rating: 1

Needs an Ending...

Frantic 3

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Jan. 31, 2013

Rating: 1

I totally forgot how amazingly HARD frantic is! I started playing thinking "I owned at the last one... No problem." the remembered I owned at the last one because I played it for AGES to get past certain parts!

Musaic Box

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Jan. 12, 2013

Rating: 1

I've sworn at this game so many times in the last 5 mins.... It's a puzzle game, and it's not impossible to work out, stop taking control away from me and telling me what to do and how to do it!

Contract Wars

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Jan. 11, 2013

Rating: 1

You know what makes me sad? That a fully functioning real money shop is, time after time, more important than bug testing. Anyone remember all those times people have complained to say "Hey, I tried to spend cash and it didn't work"? No, neither do I.

Construct It

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Dec. 21, 2012

Rating: 23

I'm going to be honest about just a couple of aspects... I see no point in the 3 stars system for this. It'd be a lot more sensible to have it as a sort of Zen mode game, due to the nature of the puzzles. Basing it on a certain number of moves seems redundant when one can restart and get 3 stars, even if they only got one, because they now know the solution. It makes it more laborious than necessary. Unlocking all levels, and having a percentage compete bonus, for example, would be more fun for me, striving to get 100%. Or figuring out multiple solutions of where to place the blocks. And most of all... The first few levels are quite simple... I want to do the Hard ones straight away. Now maybe that's greedy, but I like a challenge more than I like grinding through the "Baby's first puzzle" levels. These are just my thoughts though.

Checkpoint

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Dec. 07, 2012

Rating: 6

My biggest issue is that for a game like this, the controls and mechanics simply aren't tight enough. The snarky "You're rubbish, look how you died" diatribe at the top only really works with games where dying is entirely down to you. Super Meat Boy is a good example of where when you die, it's your fault. The game gives you dick levels, but it's still down to your control. This... isn't. At one point, I found myself trying to wall jump off a wall 11 times before the character actually stuck to it. With tighter programming, this could be a great little game. As it stands... 2/5, maybe 3/5 at a push. Just my opinion...

Legacy of a Thousand Suns

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Nov. 15, 2012

Rating: 1

Would someone explain to me why, after all this time, and all this MONEY, it's still defined as Beta?

Cannon Basketball

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Nov. 12, 2012

Rating: 12

Ok, seriously... why don't you people know this? [R] to restart level. Always. Physics game = [R] to restart. PLEASE someone get this. Other than that, good fun

Red Ball 4 (vol.1)

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Nov. 01, 2012

Rating: 4

I loved this game, of course. Tight controls and varied quests. But it's too easy. Really. The first Red Ball games were really tough, and you felt like you'd achieved something upon completion's. Looking at the high scores... no one seems to be struggling to complete this game. Any thoughts?

Angry Animals 2

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Oct. 24, 2012

Rating: 0

I've played one level... That's it. That's enough. The whole ''keep doing a level until you get 3 stars'' aspect in ANY game, I feel, should be illegal. This is such a blatant code rip that it actually makes me quite irritated.

Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace

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Oct. 18, 2012

Rating: -3

Level 7... pretty much unavoidable swastika... -_-

They Took Our Candy

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Oct. 18, 2012

Rating: 2

2 Witches at the back, 2 cats at the front. Drop the special as often as possible, so you're basically hitting the space bar continuously. Upgrade special and candy, with 2 points in magnet. Enjoy your win

Knightmare Tower

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Sep. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

This is a great game... Really well made, with great mechanics. My gripe is this: It get's REALLY annoying when your doing the quests. I've completed 30 quests, and now I've got one where I need to get 4 perfect launches in total. I've done a metric ton of them. It's a pain, when you've completed that quest several times over, but the game ignores that. Same mechanic as Burrito Bison... And it annoyed me then, too.

Digital Upgrade: Decoded

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Aug. 25, 2012

Rating: 6

I'm a few mins in, and utterly addicted. This is... Beautiful...

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