GAAAH I'm almost out of fuel so I need to land on the ground to get my level up but I can't because there are too many planes & missiles keeping me in the air! I literally lost *because* I getting too high a score. There needs to be a better way to dive down the ground in emergency need & not get bounced as high back up by every thing I hit on my way down. A manual combo-breaker.
Walk a few inches. Get mauled by a giant stork. Walk a few more inches. Get mauled by a giant pig. Walk a few more inches. Get mauled by a small turtle. Start again. Repeat.
Those campers were never in nearly as much danger as the alien worm trying desperately to survive long enough to eat them.
There needs to be a link here to some sort of "cheat sheet" telling how to get all reactions for each item. From what I can tell, each has a special requirement either for the zombie's Humanity/Mood/Hunger levels, or for doing using a certain combination of other items first. The game says to read the description of the item to see how to do it, but they don't *really* tell. So we have to resort to using random items over & over in random order for endless hours until we magically hit the "secret code" of combinations to unlock an item's special reaction.
Does the game's developer SERIOUSLY expect us all to do that?!
There's a bomb on the place! I need to defuse it! What do I do? Answer: I kneel in front of it w/ a pair of wire-cutters, sweating.... forever. Seriously the game has just frozen here. It's not completely frozen, because the animation is still going (sweat continually dripping from his face), but nothing happens when I press any keys, & there no words left onscreen telling me to do anything. I guess I found... the NON ending :/
How on earth do you get "Free Gold from Lachhh the Pirate"?? I recall someone commenting once that you pause the game & wait for him to appear, but I tried using like 5 different methods to "pause" & waited several minutes on each, but no Lachhh.
The key to winning at this game is *patience.* Unlike Filler, it's not just about trapping the viruses. If you're low on antidote & there are still some virus cells bouncing around, just wait for a minute. If they rub up closely against blots of antidote for long enough, they'll die of exhaustion/exposure. You can often win levels by waiting them out.
This game has great potiential, even though (as the top comments have pointed out) it has several flaws. But I love the music, it's so relaxing! I'm upping my rating from 3 to 4 stars just for the music. This is a good kind of game to relax to. Especially since it has a speed slider-bar so you can adjust the pace however you like.
Also I believe I've played a free demo of a more advanced version of this game once, from Steam. It had Diablo II-quality graphics, and IIRC even the same name, so must be part of a series. I wish there was a sequel here on Kongregate too.
Been playing for 6 hours, done tons of quests, gotten tons of level-ups, captured a couple towns.... still no easy badge. My highest damage received so far: 99. GGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
I cannot get one note. The only ones I can get are the ones where I have to hold down the button. Other than that, I literally cannot get one single note right. I know I'm pressing the right buttons. I press them when the corrosponding arrow passes over the black bar in the middle of the green bar at the left. Just like in the instructions. Why isn't it working? Do I have to only press it when only when the tip of the arrow (which is on a different side for each color arrow) touches one particular edge of the black bar? Does it not count if the arrow isn't at the exact one invisible pixel it needs to be one? Or if I tap the keys to slowly, holding them down for 1/16th of a second longer than I'm supposed to? I've played guitar hero on Wii a few times, and though this game has the same concept, it has zero percent functionality. This will be one of the few "easy" badges on Kongregate that I can never ever get :(
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tl;dr The game is broken so it sucks I can't play it!
I think at least 2 of the badges are broken. I'm already at team level 13, got lots of upgrades, have lots of upgrades, have launched dozens & dozens of times, but the "Geek Speed" & "Nuclear Apocalypse" badges still list my progress as 0. I just did a launch, watched my speed meter closely, saw it hit 230+ for a few moments, but still no "Geek Speed" badge credit.
There should be some sort of upgrade to make the blacksmith more likely to NOT "craft a dud." At least 80% of the gems I've spent have gone to waste due to the low success rate of the smith (even after many many upgrades), and even when I'm at the point of earning trillions of dollars an hour, gems are still EXTREMELY rare.
What is this, text for ants? (Seriously, the things on the screen are so TINY that I may have to move my computer monitor so it's 4 inches from my face, just so I can see everything I'm looking at.)
I wonder if one of the upgrades gives you a device that makes "up be up" & "down be down" etc. I couldn't play long enough to find out because I had no idea what I was doing, because I had no idea which direction I was even moving at any time! Not only is the entire concept of "up vs down" completely reversed several times in the first few seconds after you launch (and honestly... WHY???), but the only controls you start out with merely function to turn yourself repeatedly. The developer set out to make a game where the goal is to travel really far in one direction, but they totally failed and instead made a game where you spin around in circles several different ways. My advice to fellow players: unless you're a MASTER at launch games and/or can see in 4-dimentional space, don't even try this one.
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