Fancy Pidgeon pies (5), Prancing in the skies today (7), Purple Pidgeon Pie!!! (5)
I use "purple pidgeon pie" in every haiku in one round of survival. XP
Fighting the "secret weapon":
OH MY GOD! That thing has HAMMERS for ARMS. *attack*
Crud. 20 damage (Usual is over 50). I'm gonna get owned. *It attacks*
2?!?! It dealt TWO damage?
It never dealt anything over 20 damage.
This game is damn hard to play when your mouse is shaped so your finger always slides onto a magnification button, which means you can't see anything for a few seconds, and you're too uncoordinated to play with the keyboard.
I made a meteor 231 miles (Radius, that's 462 miles diameter) That was touching the planet and didn't explode. I flung it around the other side, and when it hit, everything flew up in a massive clump. So I got another asteroid with heaps of animals on it :P
Ethereal, the arrows do nothing because it's WASD for movement.
The fact that you can't fly over land or seemingly unarmed ships sucks. The fact that you blow up the fuel spots more than half the time by accident sucks. being killed by destroyed ships sucks. Since this was apparently an actual game, I'm going to accept the fact that you don't suck though.
Only let down is the AI. The fact that there can be a row of purples that block the road entirely, or one on the other side of the road that decides to turn straight into you and knock you off the road just as you boost is a major annoyance.
The reason you don't maintain momentum when you morph is because you switch it for the momentum of the object you morph into. so, if you morph into something thrown upwards, you'll morph and be thrown upwards at the speed the item you morphed into was at when you morphed.
:P for the tank, I just placed a mine in each of the gaps between the wheels, (with the one in the far left gap a bit into the wheel), and the tank just rolled off the right side.
:| the bug where you have to refresh to continue is annoying. for some reason my computer won't remember any of the history, so it doesn't remember what I was at.
The pause fails. it just blacks out the game and stops you from taking damage, everything still happens. I paused for a bit, unpaused, and had two guys shooting me that weren't there before.
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