elShoggotho's Comments

Jan. 27, 2014

Rating: 2

Oh look, another senseless waste of talent! Stop making Papa's Retarderia games and make more games in the Cactus McCoy / Remnants of Skystone vein. Yeah, I know, quick bucks and that... oh boy, you're lost for real games, aren't you?

Jan. 22, 2014

Rating: 2

This looks like a lazy rehash of Frantic Frigates. There's lots of potential, but that was already realized in the other game that used this engine. 2/5, points deduction for being so incredibly lazy.

Jan. 16, 2014

Rating: 1

An unbearably long, unskippable logo screen gives point deduction on principle.

Dec. 21, 2013

Rating: 0

Nice way to earn an 1/5 rating: make the difficulty curve a brick wall.

Dec. 21, 2013

Rating: 0

Oh, this one is a CENSOREDing demo too? 1/5, with prejudice.

Dec. 21, 2013

Rating: -3

I'm sifting through all racing games now. The moment the controls fail for no reason, I vote 1/5. Race 1, lap 1.

Dec. 21, 2013

Rating: -4

Controls stopped working in lap 3, car hit the wall. Round lost. 1/5, would vote lower.

Dec. 17, 2013

Rating: 1

This game is a blatantly shoddy attempt to garner support for xbox pad sales. How it doesn't have a straight up 1.0 rating is beyond me.

Dec. 08, 2013

Rating: -4

For cheating in a mission, this game gets 1/5.

Dec. 06, 2013

Rating: -4

END OF LINE. Making a game unbeatable is NOT difficulty, it's an instant 1/5 rating.

Dec. 06, 2013

Rating: -4

My car has less and less fuel each run. I'm maxed out, should be able to beat the track, bet end up stopping longer and longer from the goal. WTF?

Dec. 02, 2013

Rating: -3

Game practically plays itself, is repetitive and boring. Waste of time, 2/5.

Nov. 21, 2013

Rating: -18

One of the worst games I've ever played. 1/5, and that's generous.

Nov. 15, 2013

Rating: -7

Like all NinjaKiwi games, this one is guilty of obvious money grubbing. You're too good programmers to rely on shady tactics like that.

Nov. 15, 2013

Rating: -1

Fix targeting priority and the blatantly obvious invulnerable units glitch.

Nov. 14, 2013

Rating: 1

A deliberate drudge with obvious pay to win options, like all Bloons games

Nov. 12, 2013

Rating: -2

Targeting priority is out the wazoo.

Nov. 01, 2013

Rating: -11

2D arena shooters are universally the worst games I've ever played. The genre needs to die.

Oct. 30, 2013

Rating: -10

"Buy the premium version" - mh nope, I'll vote 1/5 and leave your game forever instead.

Oct. 26, 2013

Rating: -7

Yet another zombie game. Could be a movie I wouldn't watch. Seriously, zombies are over. 2/5 because you clearly have game design talent, it's just wasted on 1: a defense shooter, and 2: FUKKEN ZOMBIES.