If you're bitching about the game and didn't even make it to the train crash, you're only shooting yourself in the foot, the bosses come faster and faster, and the metal gear -esque bot is pretty well done, not at all buggy. The landscapes for the background work, and between the boss fights and the increasingly outlandish fights I'm reminded of Super Contra. The projectile dodging is nicely balanced, avoidable yet sometimes you need to time your jumps.
"6 - Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes or this is after day 30, restart."
LOL, this is the entire game, restart until you spread.
You wait 'till you're everywhere (lolmadagascar) then buy symptoms and kill. I miss anything? Okay, you get drug resist to slow the attempts at successful vaccines. A lot of lens flare for a game that boils down to nothing.
Your buying order should be 3 sodas, 3 skis, 3 whistles. Activate sodas right after launching, then bounce with skis, then freaky. With powerups, the ideal angle isn't 45, it's low. Got an 8289m jump.
I haven't done it myself, but I'm sure you have to set up a doozy of an area with cyans (stun) and plenty of purples (remove armor), and a bunch of water trenches. Maybe yellows to take advantage of the broken armor. If you can, bank mana in advance to survive sending him through an extra lap (laps)
I recommend having arches do a slight stun, or maybe they slow an enemy for the rest of their run. At least change the red X replacement to a transparent one placed over letters, it's less awkward to have the original word intact.
Multi blue cannon and lightning seems to be my favorite, the lightning allows you to pick off peons anywhere and quickly, yet it's cheap because it doesn't need duration. A single track during the whole game isn't such a good idea, I suppose you can play your own but per-level music would mean a 5 from me.
A zero-room-for-error accuracy badge with a game that doesn't just fail to recognize where you aimed, but can't even figure out collisions - faces exploding behind vests? So badge and game both get the "Who's idiot responsible?" award.
Saving is done on the options menu, the wrench icon on the bottom right *while in travel mode* and not sitting in town.
It seems mathematical, but just eyeballing stuff is sufficient. 24 hours of your caravan speed tells you how far you can get on a day of water or w/e.
You have virtually no expenses, food and forage are practically free. If you're quick, you can skip out on your uncle's gear and start empty handed.
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