Grind, grind, grind, gold doesn't keep up with level and the rewards from blacksmith are so far beyond what you can afford that it is clear this game only cares about trying to force you to pay or waste hours grinding. 1/5
Hmm, finished with no idea what that was all about. At least this point and click didn't seem as random as some but the plot could have left a bit more info for new players. Add in a "So far..." and an epilogue and the game would get more than a 3/5
needs a quality setting for those of trying to play it on less powerful computers. Game lagged when too many enemies/shots/cash was onscreen at once. Otherwise it is just a standard shoot everything and pick up cash game. Unoriginal but solid so 3/5 with +1 if quality settings are added.
quit out of boredom. needs some work. give us different playing areas and enemies. maybe some other stuff to jump on that change stunts or do stuff like reverse gravity. as it is now 2/5
takes forever even when you know how to strike the opponent. Make the rounds go faster. Reminds me of punch out and timing Tyson openings. I hate punchout but you still get a 2/5 with a faster game moving more to 3/5. Higher than that you'll need to add some features.
Clubs accepting weird transfers is an issue. I'm at Arsenal as a 21old scoring more than a goal a game and my goals and assists mean that at least 50% of the club's scoring is based on my play. My average ranking is 9.1 and 2/3 of the time I get the star man. The club has a 13pt lead in the Prem. So why do they keep accepting transfer offers from a tiny club in a lesser league?
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