"'Twas the night before AntiVillainmas, and All through the Post Office, not a creature was stirring, Not even a DRAGON./
The Letters were stuffed in a bunker with care/
In hope that the Horseman would not be there/
The Post Office Employees were quivering in their beds/
While images of fire danced in their heads/
Amber in her Santa hat (party hard?), dragged along by Dregg/
Had just rode the Dragon when came a cluck/
Amber looked to see if something had snuck/
She jumped out to the edge and looked outside/
And there was a Chicken, with a Bear as a ride/
Amber knew it was the Chicken King/
King of all Chickens
And with a flap of his Wing/
He summoned up his colleagues, no mere chickens/
"Now! SPOILER burn! SPOILER sack! SPOILER and SPOILER pillage!/
Amber called the Dragon to spew flame, and flame it did/
Within minutes it was chickens of which the land was rid/
And suddenly Dregg called into the night/
"Screw you, go the hell to sleep"
Officer Brobr: Hello Margh, what's on your mind? Detective Margh "That's all for now, thanks". OB: Margh? You talked to me. DM: That's all for now, thanks. OB: Margh are you there. Can you hear me Margh. DM: That's all for now, thanks OB: Margh..are you okay? DM: That's all for now, thanks.
OB: *punches Margh* DM: That's all for now, thanks. Nine Deaths Cat: *Accidentally burns down museum* DM: That's all for now, thanks
Why would a zombie need a bodyguard exactly?
And why guns?
I can understand disabling a body part temporarily or knocking someone unconscious but it seems more like they just like guns. A razor sharp discus or a shriuken should be more dangerous (if you cut off a limb, then it can't be used unless a mechanical one is made)
The question is, "why would a big-time PARANOID zombie want a bodyguard?" and the answer is "because he's crazy" :D As for guns, I guess they're much easier to use than to throw a shuriken, especially with a zombie coordination. Now a chainsaw, that's a terrifying weapon in the hands of an undead..!
I saw a few people who claimed that the fact that this and MC were the top two games for like the past month meant that Kong was becoming junk. Frankly, it's an improvement. While I would love if Kupo could have made a new EBF every few months that was a full game or even a fairly small game, or if LTF4 came out by the end of the year, I do think that the amazing prevlanence of games centered around story and the mind as opposed to watching stuff blow up or watching money being made automatically that will have no long term purpose to be a good thing.
And let's be honest, do we really need another pointless MMO or Idle that no one enjoys except for 3 people and is 5 starred despite the comments being 93% "don't play this game"? I think not.
Bottom line Bravo Lu_Muja. 5/5, here's to another great game.
*Wheel Spin lands on Party+1*
"Sir! We already have a spotlight, disco lights, and flashy lights! There's nothing more we can do!"
"Silence! There's ALWAYS more party avalible. ENGAGE THE PLANETARY FIREWORK BRIDGADE"
"But sir, that would blow up half of the solar system, there can't be a need for that much party..."
"ALWAYS MORE PARTY!"
Anyone else notice that, for the insane amounts that have gone on ("I died and went to hell") it is STILL Dregg's birthday, albiet at like 9:00 pm? So even though the next MS/A will be in October, and the MC will be November, that means that it will STILL be Dregg's birthday 9 months later. Anyways, 5/5 as usual, despite claims that this one is dark, it is just really deep. Also it is kind of hard to be dark when Dregg's father is around XD
@Skye_bomber, play the other games. Everything will be explained there. Also it is an amazing series, lots of fun and there are a nice amount of points in it for you.
So...Captain is a freak of nature if he is the 40 year old Drunken Captain (he would be 23 here), I feel like "this is where we break you" is aimed at the players, the backstory is beginning to wrap up. So, next MC will be November, which means that Dregg should wake up about a year after his birthday began (His birthday is in January based off of Dregg me to Hell and MS3, and DW occurs at about 9:00 pm ish. I don't get it either.)
On the other hand, it will nice to see the other Angels when the next Shorts comes out...VasantJ has dropped some fairly heavy hints if you know where to look, or has dropped none at all.
I can see the gist of 9 and 10 pretty clearly now...
9: Get Helene's help, details about Eva's backstory (?), maybe Adam's, Helene gets awakened DT (LIGHTNING). OR ALSO Final battle with Draziel 10. Final battle with Draziel, and/or dealing with the aftermath of the incident.
5/5, still awesome, still seemingly plotting a takeover of the Best of Quest.
Minor typo, after Dregg says if he was sold as a slave the costumer would want a refund the next day, the Crow Clan member says "That is not why we bought you here"...So I assume they get commissions if they kidnap someone on purpose?
That feeling when the combo lags, and you accidentally blow up your Rocket Chopper with your own missile...
Rest in Peace General KING STEVE. You shall be missed U_U
Captain Psycho Jr.: Hehehe... this little sucker has his back vulnerable! No need to maneuver; I'll just blow him up from here! *hand slips* *fires bazooka* *bazooka misses baddie by 4 pixels* Baddie: BWUH?! Did a rocket just go by my head? Hm...must have been...the wind...
Sorry for double posting, but this is something for those who are waiting for DW3: (copied from VasantJ's feed, from VasantJ)
Last Week, I came down with the flu and I was bedridden for most of the week. I am feeling better now and working on the project again but to make up for lost time, I am pushing the release date from 15th to 22nd for this month. I apologize in advance for the delay but its rainy season and I live in the mountain ranges which means extreme weather conditions and it simply took a toll on my body. I hope you understand and I will try to answer any questions or complaints you may have.
Thanks,
VasantJ
@Rabican "Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me who believes in you" AND/OR: "I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see"
@eren2355 : It is possible that DW3 will come out in September as opposed to August, but also potential fine tuning (last minute discovery of bug, realization of how to compress file, etc.)
I am amazed by how quickly this game became the pinnacle of it's genre. Kudos and keep it up.
@ Greg: Is it even POSSIBLE for two games from the same series to qualify for the Best of Year? Or is it highest rating of the games released that year of that series?
"Attention Citizen: This area is restricted. For your own safety, turn around now"
WHAT?! It's not THAT dangerous. I mean, it's just an area where there is an ever shrinking barricade stopping us from falling into the grand unending void of space from which there is no safe return.
They claim that courier systems won't be invented for another 500 years... but the Incas and the Romans had courier systems of sorts...
On the other hand woohoo for the post office's anticipated arrival! THE TRUE PRIME EVIL (?) HAS AWOKEN!
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That's good, you should write lyrics. :D