headacher's Comments

Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

I feel violated every time an elemental attacks me.

Mar. 07, 2011

Rating: 6

Next game I'd like to see Sushi Cat's girlfriend as a playable character and they work together.

Mar. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

"fans of side scrolling defense games and trading card games alike will find a new blend of gameplay they’ve never tried before." Um, EPIC WAR 3!?

Mar. 05, 2011

Rating: -1

I see the hacking and slashing, but where does the crawl come in?

Feb. 20, 2011

Rating: -1

Bacterium? Mo' like Snackterium! Aphid? Mo' like Eated! Domino? Mo' like Omnomnomino! Police Car? Mo' like Deceased Car! Coniferous Bush? Mo' Like delicioulous bush! Uranus? Mo' like... oh dear.

Feb. 18, 2011

Rating: 3

I can honestly say this is the best game about a wrestler being sucked into a land of gummy bears and fighting a giant jawbreaker I have ever played.

Feb. 14, 2011

Rating: 0

Golden sushi tastes much worse in real life, believe me.

Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: 770

You know, destroying the world after you've killed every king, and all of their armies, which seemed to include a good 90% of their population, seems kind of redundant.

Jan. 28, 2011

Rating: 10

So I just dug up a soul mound to find some discs to open a puzzle to open a door to explode a vault to find out the direction of each arm of a statue should go to move underground to play a clip to find out a code on a box, to get jewelery to get the four pieces to unlock my heart to unleash my inner demon... to get killed with a pitchfork!?

Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: -2

I've played a lot of games, but never has a game put me down for winning. It's calling you a geek for getting those answers right

Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: 4

The average score is 4.04. Coincidence?

Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: 24

"Oh man, this game is great! Balanced upgrades, fast-paced action, easily five stars. Wait a second... NO MUTE BUTTON!? ZOMG TO THE SPAM MOBILE! 1 STAR 1 STAR 1 STAR GRRRAAAAHG!"

Jan. 21, 2011

Rating: 6

Remember when cod was a fish, an RPG was a role playing game, a 360 was something you did on your skateboard, halo was for angles, wii was something you said when you were having fun, and comments actually had something to do with the game they were commenting on? Me neither, screw those people.

Jan. 08, 2011

Rating: 5

See, it's games like THIS that discouraged me to be a scientist. One day you're studying quantum particles, and the next you're being attacked by robots and giant evil AIs.

Jan. 03, 2011

Rating: -3

The Llama fights are rigged. The more money you have the more of a chance you have to lose, and it's never 50/50. Don't believe me? Try getting more than 500g, then betting more than 300g on a Llama fight. You're probably not going to win.

Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 5

Order of Llama Likelyhood of winning from greatest to least- [Llama 1, Llama 4, Llama 3, Llama2]

Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 10

It would be nice if all the top comment didn't start with "It would be nice"

Dec. 25, 2010

Rating: 25

"Remember, portals can get you to where your body can't" I made the portal and went through right as the spikes killed me. My dead body fell through the portal. Endless lulz ensued.

Dec. 25, 2010

Rating: 1

Luhlzthisgameistheworstegameeverlolololalsoit'sbrokenlol

Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: -1

"Oh no, Player! We're being plagued by sand beetles! Kill them before they do something like exist all over our town!"