Helltank's Comments

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Agony: The Portal	May. 06, 2011 Rating: -1 Why does the undead lord learn his first spell as heal>
Spewer	May. 06, 2011 Rating: 4 Completing a tutorial chapter nets me fifteen points. Wow.
Die in a carpet fire	May. 04, 2011 Rating: 8 That is one dedicated janitor...
Cover Orange	May. 03, 2011 Rating: -3 I want an umbrealla.
Smoking Kills	May. 03, 2011 Rating: 4 At the smokers association meeting: Chief:Okay guys, we will now wear springs on our hands, in the even of death by sniper, it will fly off our hands so as to tell the sniper to move on to his next job.
Bullet Heaven	May. 03, 2011 Rating: 3 Dad:Whatcha playing? Son:Bullet heaven Dad:Nice scenery Son:What scenery Dad:Those floating dots... so cute! Son:Those are bullets Dad:0.0
Bullet Heaven	May. 03, 2011 Rating: 3 Guy:Damn, I hate fighting all these zombies! Guy2:They're feeling the pain when we shoot our machine guns. Guy:Zombies don't feel pain. Guy2:They do now! BULLET HEAVEN! Zombie:OH SHI=
Pyro	May. 03, 2011 Rating: 1 I want level editor
Vampire Physics	May. 01, 2011 Rating: 3 Insert corny twilight reference
:the game:	May. 01, 2011 Rating: 1 Guess what I just lost.
Meat Boy	May. 01, 2011 Rating: 6 There is a special circle of hell reserved for those guys who complained about the hot coffee ending.
Retardo and the Iron Golem	May. 01, 2011 Rating: 16 My first mistake was believing he was like bowja the ninja.
Skull Kid	Apr. 29, 2011 Rating: 0 @ohmy121-The eternal physics of platformers demands that he be awesome.
Final Ninja	Apr. 29, 2011 Rating: -3 lolspam
Final Ninja	Apr. 29, 2011 Rating: 0 Ninja pancake tastes bad?
Upgrade Complete 2	Apr. 28, 2011 Rating: 2 Oh, my god. What sort of interest rate did that guy charge?
Pandemic 2	Apr. 28, 2011 Rating: 4 In the movie Madagascar, when the main characters landed on Madagascar, I was surprised as to why they didn't get diseased as they were behaving unhealthily. Now I know why.
Flood Runner 3	Apr. 28, 2011 Rating: 4 This is what happens when you piss off Mother Earth.
Haunt the House	Apr. 28, 2011 Rating: 18 I'm a mass murderer.
Pandemic 2	Apr. 25, 2011 Rating: 1 Madagascar shut down everything when I've infected exactly two countries. Paranoid.