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Canabalt

Play Canabalt

Apr. 25, 2011

Rating: 0

Listen to the Nyan song when playing this. Or Guile's theme song.

Raze

Play Raze

Apr. 23, 2011

Rating: -5

I own

Pixelotl

Play Pixelotl

Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

New fangled gravity nonsense. Back in my day, it was italian plumbers fighting turtles instead of salamanders fighting storks, and the plumber in question could only throw fireballs and grow bigger!

Warbears

Play Warbears

Apr. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

@Wisarkim-You just killed Steve by associating him with that retarded game. NOW how will I complete my mission?

No Time To Explain

Play No Time To Explain

Apr. 11, 2011

Rating: 1

I got the most awesome gun on earth this early in the game? HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Mana Chronicles

Play Mana Chronicles

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 0

The intro reminded me of Full Life Consequences.

The Eternal Battle

Play The Eternal Battle

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 6

Me when I first played DoTA-WTF r all these shops what shuld I do Me when play these-LETS DESTROY THE CRYSTAL OF LIFE PPLS GOGOGO

TCT RPG

Play TCT RPG

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 3

"It's been 12:15 for a lg time" "Every house on the street is the same" I think we discovered the town that is aware it is in an RPG.

Karoshi : Suicide Salaryman

Play Karoshi : Suicide Salaryman

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 0

BlooDude-Uh... what happens is when you do that, you unlock a secret glitch that makes his invisible third arm turn visible duh.

Arcuz - Behind the Dark

Play Arcuz - Behind the Dark

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 3

You know you're getting better when you go on a killing spree with creatures you would have run away from before.

Arcuz - Behind the Dark

Play Arcuz - Behind the Dark

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 3

@Cheesehead-Yes. Stand and wait for regen. Also, when you level you refill hp.

Spewer

Play Spewer

Apr. 08, 2011

Rating: 22

I was stuck at the title screen for 15 minutes before spotting the start button.

MoonyBoom

Play MoonyBoom

Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: -5

sux

Transformice

Play Transformice

Apr. 04, 2011

Rating: -14

[Insert Witty Comment Here] RATE THIS UP :)))))))

Bullet Heaven

Play Bullet Heaven

Apr. 04, 2011

Rating: -9

The characters are a lie. It is all just different variations of Chuck Norris' paper planes.

Portal: The Flash Version

Play Portal: The Flash Version

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: -1

When Chuck Norris plays this game, it says,"Good morning subejct 1337"

Smatch

Play Smatch

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: 0

wtf

Robot Wants Kitty

Play Robot Wants Kitty

Apr. 01, 2011

Rating: 3

I'm going down a long passageway, and I press x, then c to zoom down the passage way. I stop 1 square short of an alien, then the x comes flying by and kills the alien.

Run 2

Play Run 2

Mar. 29, 2011

Rating: -2

Canabalt Runner-I'm the most addicting of all! Me-Hmm... okay. Oh wait, my friends coming. Run 2 Runner-OHAI Narrator-A CHALLENGER APPEARS

The Visitor

Play The Visitor

Mar. 25, 2011

Rating: 37

That'll teach you to break into a telekinetic's house.

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