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Disaster Will Strike 5

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Jul. 09, 2015

Rating: 124

Angry Birds: The Early Years

Pandemic 2

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Jun. 02, 2014

Rating: 4

2016: after surprise electoral victory president Von Evil successfully imposes border-wide force fields upon every nation on earth, making it literally impossible for any form of unauthorized border crossing by man or beast to occur ever again.

DuckLife3: Evolution

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May. 10, 2011

Rating: 2

A fully leveled flying duck cannot win the second race in the third area finals. Woo.

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

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Jan. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Sniper bots make bad red-hair hacker chick fall down. Sniper bots goood.

Dynasty War

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Dec. 11, 2010

Rating: 7

This is easily the worst game I have seen on the front page in a long time. Not only does it take several leaps back from the relatively smooth interface of the previous games, but it's also either trivially easy or absolutely impossible depending on your choice of nation. Better yet, the AI obviously follows a totally different ruleset than the player, and is not hampered in the least by the loss of its castle or outbuildings. Better yet, it appears that AI troops are superior to my own by a ratio of about 5:1 when dealing with supposedly identical unit types. This shouldn't have ever left beta, much less reached the site's front page.

Dungeon Developer

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Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: 1

My 13th floor had three traps right next to the entry door. It pulped all my high-level characters. RAGE QUIT TIME!

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Nov. 15, 2010

Rating: 0

I just killed four dragons and a genie with a breadknife. This game is awesome.

Fantastic Contraption 2

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Jul. 22, 2010

Rating: -16

No save feature? What is this crap? 1/5

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jul. 07, 2010

Rating: 1

I beta tested this on the Fig Hunter site and will do my best to answer questions sent to my profile. I'm glad Pseudo got around to a proper release.

Soccer Balls

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Jun. 02, 2010

Rating: -5

I love to kick your balls.

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

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May. 09, 2010

Rating: 0

Ninjas are interesting, but their smokebomb ability makes it almost impossible to keep them from grabbing a gem on some maps. It's even worse with ninja champions since their huge speed lets them reach the gems with ease. The only counter to this behavior that I have found is to hope you get a lucky shot with a well-upgraded crypt. Smokebomb needs to have a shorter duration or function like the Assassin's Dancing Blades ability. The current version is just infuriating.

Sydney Shark

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Apr. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

First thought upon seeing the cruise missile: "This can only end well!" 5/5

ClueSweeper

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Mar. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

Great fun, but would benefit from the ability to mark squares as empty.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Feb. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

Gee, Kong. I love how I can't format my comments. Don't you?

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Feb. 28, 2010

Rating: 49

Most of the bugs are simply a result of the game's age, some of the newer versions of flash don't play nice with the game's engine. Chapter 3 is currently being beta tested (no, you will not be able to get a slot in the test) and will include updated versions of the first two chapters. There really isn't any point in reporting bugs or making demands anymore since they've all been fixed in the Chapter 3 version and several of the bossfights have been redone, rendering complaints about game balance similarly moot. You won't be seeing Pseudolonewolf around for awhile, the other testers and myself are doing our best to keep him busy improving Chapter 3 so that you won't have to. tl:dr version: Shuddap. It'll all be better in a month or two.

Stonepunk

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Feb. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

The amount of lag and frameskipping in this game is unbelievable. With a good bit of patching, this game could aspire to being merely unoriginal. 1/5

Infectonator!

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Dec. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

It was starting to be fun. Then it ended. Yay.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Nov. 29, 2009

Rating: 0

The save deletion issue is a well-documented glitch, althoug I hear that the latest version of flash player doesn't have that problem. The third chapter is due in January and will include updates of the first two chapters that will hopefully not have this problem.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Nov. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

The mercenary doesn't seem as powerful as the paladin, but one of his better weapons deals bonus damage to the undead and his crescendo slash technique is both free and the most powerful skill in the game bar none. Short of burying it in pheonix down he's the only realistic way to defeat the Zombie Dragon boss.

Elona Shooter

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Oct. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

This game is insane. It killed me on easy mode day 5 with no hope of survival. WTF?

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