HLBeta's Comments

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MARDEK RPG: Chapter 1	May. 10, 2009 Rating: 0 Pseudo may not be consistently active on Kong, but he updates his personal site fairly regularly and recently set the goal of finishing ch.3 by September (for what it's worth). Yes, it will be huge.
Epic Battle Fantasy	May. 08, 2009 Rating: 0 I seem to remember playing a beta version of this and its still crap. 1/5 (+.5 rounded down for jigglies)
Zening	May. 07, 2009 Rating: -1 I think this games buddy AI (episode 4) was dropped on its head as a child.
Zening	May. 07, 2009 Rating: -1 Anyone know what's up with this persistant "Waiting for Computer Move" thing on level 5 of episode 3? I can't even take my first turn.
Zening	May. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 Upon further investigation it seems that the servers are somewhat terminally overloaded, I eagerly await a fix.
Zening	May. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 Why do I have to wait 30 seconds after each turn for all players to sinc IN A SINGLE PLAYER MATCH? Thiss game seems interesting but has some serious issues to sort out before it can become playable.
Crush the Castle	May. 04, 2009 Rating: 0 Yes Vict0ria, this game is a complete ripoff of the Castle Clout series, with permission from the author of said series. That said it is also good messy fun. 5/5
Sonny 2	Apr. 27, 2009 Rating: 0 For those of you who need help, keep in mind that the good folks over at Armor Games have had this game a few months longer than you have and have a dedicated forum area for it on their site. Good luck to you all.
me and the key	Apr. 12, 2009 Rating: 0 Level 25 just ruins the fun and pacing of the game 2/5
Effing Hail	Apr. 08, 2009 Rating: 0 type your name here if you want a "no time" mode. an_alien,RootBeerLover,devindmd, idot268, Guitarmankev1, The J o k e r, uglymcstick, dosnerd90, jammer33man, dork_vader, HLBeta
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar	Apr. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 Simple, effective gameplay combined with a powerful story. I wept at the end. 5/5
Brawler Whirled	Apr. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 Worst movement controls I've seen in a good, long time. Non-weapon pickups are entirely useless and combat is just a simple case of pressing the fast attack option as quickly as possible. Bleh.
Death Vegas	Apr. 04, 2009 Rating: 0 Unorthodox combat, yet surprisingly intuitive after you get the hang of it. I'd say that Westone (dark blue) and Duff (light blue) are my favorite characters here. The story is a bit silly, but what did you expect from a fighting game? 5/5
The Great Sperm Race	Apr. 01, 2009 Rating: 0 If we rate it just a little higher, than this game will become eligible for badges. You know you want that.
Death vs. Monstars	Mar. 26, 2009 Rating: 0 This game seems substantially easier when I remember to use bullet-time. Now I just need to find a torch and some rope.
Death vs. Monstars	Mar. 26, 2009 Rating: 0 Great gameplay, an oddball sense of humor and demi-sequel to the classic You Have To Burn The Rope. 5/5 PS Anyone got the feeling the son was ripped from a Pokemon game, or is that just me?
The Great Sperm Race	Mar. 24, 2009 Rating: 0 Epic. Absolutely epic. I wept freely at the end.
Perfect Balance: Playground	Mar. 23, 2009 Rating: 0 High-five for the raw sarcasm of the game. Utterly hilarious.
Portal Defenders	Mar. 14, 2009 Rating: 0 Well, it looks like some people need to grow a set of 1980's arcade nads. As a free hint, Fulp is the better starting character and the chest code is "as easy as 1,2,3".
Bible Fight	Mar. 08, 2009 Rating: 0 Terrible balance and controls, as an added bonus it is deliberately offensive and received cards and badges well below the traditional 4.0 ratings margin. Did Greg really think this one through?