"There is no rational reason for a stickman to be firing bullets out of his arms at a series of enemies. The game seems like a wank, just an attempt to reuse any and all old code and animations to produce a new product.
Some people call it a new game—I call it reheating the leftovers."
Since when has rationality had anything to do with videogames?!
Is there anything 'rational' about the physiques of the girls in DOA or Soul Calibur?
Or about the Sonic/Mario series?
What the hell, man, this is an arcade-style game with an excellent twist...why would it need plot? It's got incredibly good gameplay. Jizzbucket.
Couple of things:
Good compared to the crop of this month, even stands a chance at the weekly prize, just cos of lack of competition.
Combo/power-up system feels artificial.
Needs an animation every time you move, e.g. thrusters fire, ship tilts, etc.
Other than that, very solid I quite liked it...so 5/5 because I'm tired of playing games not fit to come close to this 'un.
I completed armageddon before, on my account Jaywalker, before badges. Now that it has badges, the same strategy fails because of arbitrary factors such as which particular turret the enemies focus on, and in particular where the enemies arrive from. Very irritating.
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