The game comes out, "Needs badges." The game gets badges, "Needs upgrades." Assume the game got upgrades -- "Needs pets." Eventually when all games are indistinguishable, we'll have a perfect world.
To say that the music is insufferable is an understatement. To say that the music is suicide-inducingly horrendous is closer to the reality, but still an understatement. The ending (which is far too easy to reach; I was done before I'd evolved to the last level. is terrible. And the player is made to commandeer some of the ugliest animals to appear in any work of any kind. Despite all of this, you've made one of the most exemplary games in this genre. 4/5
Crappy song aside, I thought the game was fine right up until the stupid "I can fly" soliloquy. Somehow I doubt this is based on a personal experience.
Thanks for the seizure-inducing ending, by the way. 3/5 for great art and decent gameplay.
You need closure on a spot the difference game? Ironic that in a community that seemingly revolts against shiny graphics, this game is lauded for its artwork.
The bumpers right above the flippers feel a little delayed. The gravity also seems a bit low - the ball doesn't seem to accelerate downwards quickly enough. Also, I'm not sure about having pixel-wide lines as part of the level, as in stage four. Besides that, it's good.
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