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Forbidden Arms

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Mar. 20, 2014

Rating: 5

My only major complaint is when you get to stages with a ton of throwing stars. There's just dozens coming at you from all sides, you get hit, and it's followed by 30 more and you just bounce from 1 start to the next loosing all your BP and lots of LP not being able to move or do anything. It's pretty cheap.

Gateway I

Play Gateway I

Mar. 19, 2014

Rating: 5

That last room is impossible. I'm colorblind and even with the grayscale I'm not sure how the number of times the bulbs flashing helps.

Gateway I

Play Gateway I

Mar. 19, 2014

Rating: 6

When a walkthrough is in the badge description, you know you're in for something.

Kids Vs. Santa

Play Kids Vs. Santa

Mar. 12, 2014

Rating: 4

Waaitt a minute...this is Kids Vs Ice Cream. I see your game...well games. Man, why do kids want to kill people who help them so much?

Road Of Fury

Play Road Of Fury

Mar. 11, 2014

Rating: -6

I can't believe IriySoft made this pile of garbage. It was probably pumped out in a couple days.

Developer response from IriySoft

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Road Of Fury

Play Road Of Fury

Mar. 11, 2014

Rating: 3

Couldn't have you added...ya know, variety? Even just a little? I normally like these kinds of games but this literally gets stale withing 2 minutes.

Exit Path

Play Exit Path

Mar. 01, 2014

Rating: 7

God I hate those f*cking axes...bad. And of course they're EVERYWHERE. The controls are very slippery. Lots of parts just seem to involve blind luck over strategy. Overall it's a frustrating experience that you just want to end.

Once Upon A Life

Play Once Upon A Life

Feb. 28, 2014

Rating: 1

It's nice to have have a platformer badged. It's a fun little game. Only thing I would change is that the levels reflect the memories.

Kids Vs. Ice Cream

Play Kids Vs. Ice Cream

Feb. 26, 2014

Rating: 7

So there's this guy who drives an ice cream truck..kids chase after him, pretty normal situation. But then this guy, he snaps. The screaming kids have sent him over the edge. He's done. One day he builds a modified spud gun to shoot ice cream. Then he goes on his route and when kids starts chasing his truck for their creamy treats, he unloads ice cream at them at 1000 psi. After just 2 days, 3 kids had broken femurs and shattered jawbones, 6 need their eye reconstructed. Moral of the story, ice cream has a dark side.

Pretentious Game 2

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Feb. 24, 2014

Rating: 1

I always think the options in the bottom corner say PERU.

Obey the Game

Play Obey the Game

Feb. 20, 2014

Rating: -1

I'm played this while stoned...not easy. Love all jmbt's early games.

Glean 2

Play Glean 2

Feb. 17, 2014

Rating: 5

Man..I spent a very long time playing the first Glean the summer before last so, pretty cool there's a sequel. It does take a lot of grinding but you have to look at it as a long journey/endurance badge.

pulse

Play pulse

Feb. 15, 2014

Rating: 1

Mute would be a nice option to at least have. The beats are a great addition, but you don't have to have the sound on to beat a level and you don't always want it on.

Magic and Empire

Play Magic and Empire

Feb. 07, 2014

Rating: 12

Dammit Kong!! You were doing so well with badges a couple weeks ago. Now you're back to this shit. I'm not playing it.

Dynetzzle

Play Dynetzzle

Jan. 28, 2014

Rating: 0

I'm terrible at these type games.

Dillo Hills 2

Play Dillo Hills 2

Jan. 27, 2014

Rating: -1

Dillo Hills 2 : Yea, you really do suck that badly.

Swords & Potions 2

Play Swords & Potions 2

Jan. 24, 2014

Rating: 4

I love how the shopkeeper is referred to as "it".

Dojo of Death

Play Dojo of Death

Jan. 18, 2014

Rating: 1

It'd be really nice if you had a lifebar. Even like a 3 hit system. I hate 1 hit deaths, and it's incredibly easy to get hit by something you don't see or can't avoid because your movement is too slow.

Bitzy Blitz

Play Bitzy Blitz

Jan. 15, 2014

Rating: 2

A very good, if not short game. It can be hard to dodge a lot of enemy fire because you also have to focus on aiming your shots. But you get more than enough health upgrades to make up for it. My tip: Buy an extra heart whenever you can. The horse upgrade seemed useless to me.

Battalion Commander 2

Play Battalion Commander 2

Jan. 11, 2014

Rating: 4

Oddish got it exactly right, this is Version 1.5. Nothing has changed except a few new troops, a feature or two and some polish.

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