For those of you offended by the jokes, this was posted MONTHS ago by the game's developer: "Thanks for all the great reviews guys, I appreciate it! About the polish jokes - I really didn't mean to offend anyone, that is just how I learned the jokes and think they should be told. I have nothing against the polish, and understand that the stereotypes in these jokes are untrue. Please understand that if someone were to tell me an American joke, I would not get offended. Everyone should be able to laugh at themselves, or what people think of them! I will include a disclaimer in the next game about the nationality of jokes I will have unlockable, but refuse to change them. I firmly believe that jokes should be told the way they were meant to be told, and not changed to be politically correct."
A pretty good game... but way too easy if you use the hamster. I had 100% bravery and over 2500 gold left over before I started the last area, after having bought every single piece of equipment and plenty of potions.
No offense, but what's the point of yet another DDR clone? I played Stepmania, an amazing open source DDR clone, for years before I ever heard of this. I'm not trying to be a hater, but it would be nice to see some originality instead of clone after clone after clone.
Great game, and well executed! My only issue is that the AI is a bit weak. Also, I had issues with the restart button: it just made the screen go black, then nothing happened.
The last boss is too hard for assassins. I haven't played as a knight, but I'd assume it's easier because they probably can't be killed in a single hit. I spent hours training to level 35 and carefully picking out a weapon with a massive hp boost, and I was still one hit!
Stop making games. Seriously. If that's too hard for you, then at least have the decency to get an editor that doesn't constantly plaster "trial version" over the center.
Fail. I like random, stupid humor just as much as the next guy, but this pointless, unfunny, and makes no sense. (By the way-- it's spelled "responsibility")
Hit detection needs some work, I frequently had balls going right through the corners of blocks. Also, if you hit a ball with the side of your paddle it becomes 'stuck' until you move your paddle away.
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