Whew! good thing my time machine detected that paradox and let me go back in time to undo it, or I'd be pretty screwed. Wait a second... MORE PARADOX! If I go back in time and undo the paradox, there would be no more paradox, causing my future self NOT to go back in time since there is no paradox to undo, causing there to be a paradox, causing me to go back in time to undo... Y'know what? Screw time.
It's really annoying when a minion assures the others that the area is clear while a fellow minion is being cut down a few feet away. Why don't I hire minions with eyes next time?
You have not officially learned to fly and cannot earn a flying license/certificate unless you have crashed headfirst into a snowman, iceberg, mountain, and giant wall and survived while destroying it.
An old lady stops you and bores you with endless chatter. Now the citizens no longer repair the wall for free for you for the day, because somehow lack of two action points makes you less respected.
Unfortunately, I though I could beat the developer, and I paid dearly for my arrogance. Reading the comments, I deduced that the "heart rate" upgrade would be some kind of prank to scare me. I muted the computer and looked away before clicking "upgrade". I waited a few seconds, then look to see the "upgrade complete!" sign. Chuckling at how much smarter I am than the developer, I turned up the volume and continued, not expecting the face to come up a few seconds AFTER You close the upgrade complete sign. Contrary to the badge, I just about DID crap my pants. Good move, Armor Games, good move.
An amazing game with a nice touch of humor. This is the first game I've seen that actually let you, for the most part, choose what you want to do in the tutorial while teaching you plenty at the same time. For an old game, this one is great. The only advice I have, and it seems like other people want this too, is a speed button to help with long waves. Still, I give it a 5/5.
That moment when you're wiping the swear off of your forehead, thinking you've fought back that wave of infantry that were about to get your flag, when they suddenly get up and catch you off guard, because they were only staggered.
The main character: trapped in a cage for possibly the rest of her life, forced to die a slow and painful death of starvation, but won't step in a pile of garbage to retrieve something which may help her get out.
"General, this is serious! You need to go into space and investigate this problem, as well as single-handedly take down the entire enemy army!" "umm... but am I not the General of like.. an army or something? Why don't they help" "HAHAHA... Oh, you're serious? General, we all decided it would be much better and smarter if we just put the fate of all of humanity in one man in a crappy spaceship, and make you pay for the weapons and other things YOU will use to save US." "But... can't I ORDER you to help out, or something?" "Uhhh... I just realized the entire army is sick, General. Very, Very sick. We'll have to take the day off."
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