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Sonny

Play Sonny

Jun. 26, 2014

Rating: 19

"Go for the weaker enemy first" advised wise, battle-hardened Veradux as he shot at the strongest enemy.

Caribbean Admiral

Play Caribbean Admiral

Jun. 25, 2014

Rating: 0

Protip: before a battle, spend all your money on cargo. You keep the cargo if you die, so you can sell it and get your money back. Now, do people a favor and click that plus button, right over there.

Caribbean Admiral

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Jun. 25, 2014

Rating: 2

Protip: Spend all your money on cargo before you leave to attack a port or fleet. That way, even if you die, you can sell it and get your money back.

Sonny

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Jun. 24, 2014

Rating: 1

We've all been waiting a long, long time for Sonny 3. C'mon, Developer. I know it's hard work to code a game, but this is ridiculous.

Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus

Play Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus

Jun. 21, 2014

Rating: 3

Just a small typo: when we finish level 10 it congratulates us for building our first "nexusd". Not a big deal, but if the developer has some time on his hands he might fix that.

Bad Eggs Online 2

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Jun. 20, 2014

Rating: 3

I just realized I murder a war veteran every day for breakfast.

Storm the House 3

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Jun. 19, 2014

Rating: 12

What's that? A shotgun in the shop? Awesome! Now I can easily snipe people several hundred feet away, because that's totally what shotguns do.

Storm the House 3

Play Storm the House 3

Jun. 18, 2014

Rating: 10

*enemy takes 10 bullets to the head* "Its okay guys, not even enough to slow me down! *takes one more that hits his foot* "I'm a *cough cough* gonner... *dies"

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

Play Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

Jun. 18, 2014

Rating: 0

It should be a crime to make the up key open doors and the s key jump. Even so, this is a great game.

Nether Runner

Play Nether Runner

Jun. 16, 2014

Rating: 10

Here is the final boss! However, you cannot fight him because you have not run 600 meters along the ground without firing for some unexplainable reason at the hordes of demonic mosters yet. Once you have completed this worthless and stupid task, you shall be given a relic which will take off the final boss's shield. Until then, just enjoy the sight of your extremely stupid character standing frozen in front of a charging death laser every time you confront the boss. Please finish the last mission, and you will suddenly be given the blessing of being able to move out of the way of a slow-charging, forward-pointing laser.

Developer response from morbidware

Hi, in v1.3 you can fight the final boss even if you haven't completed all missions.

I Love You 2

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Jun. 15, 2014

Rating: 6

For the people complaining about the pink signs, it's no that hard, actually. The trick is to pass them from the bottom or top, not the middle. This causes you to have double the time to pass, if not more, and so it is not that difficult to time it. The real problem is stopping. The character takes so long to stop moving that you end up in the path of the next pink symbol, and get killed by that.

Phage Wars 2

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Jun. 07, 2014

Rating: 20

Congratulations! You have created a virus that can easily destroy all of humanity! We award you a picture of a medal for your hard work! This is totally gonna help us advance genetics and not, y'know, start a Pandemic and try to destroy all of humanity or anything, See ya, we now must go to the lair- Uh, I mean lab. Yes, we are off to the lab. A word of advice: you might wanna move to Madagascar. Soon. Why? You'll see.

Pandemic 2

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Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 59

1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. (this comment was originally posted by Nauto98001, I'm just trying to keep it alive. Give him your thanks and gratitude, not me!)

Pandemic 2

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Jun. 02, 2014

Rating: 7

What do you do when a terrible disease is about to kill humanity? work together and fight for a cure? No! You riot in the streets, causing widespread panic and confusion of course.

Bullseye (Interstellar Marines)

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Jun. 02, 2014

Rating: 0

Honestly, these hating comments about unity is pissing me off. Lots of games use unity, and if it's not compatible with you, then don't play. Simple. some may argue that those people can't get the badge of the day. It's Monday, for God's sake. You can't get a badge of the day in the six other available days? You can't just "not use" unity for a game like this. Unity is an excellent software for 3-D game development. Simply put, try not to comment in the game developer's choice of software until you have created a 3-D masterpiece like this.

Bullseye (Interstellar Marines)

Play Bullseye (Interstellar Marines)

Jun. 02, 2014

Rating: 0

If these marines really can pass target practice perfectly if they spray-fire the entire time, you'd better hope to god you're not an enemy's hostage.

Pursuit of hat 2

Play Pursuit of hat 2

Jun. 01, 2014

Rating: 137

Have you ever loved a hat so much, you ripped of your arms and legs, and finally decapitated yourself, just to get it?

Battalion: Vengeance

Play Battalion: Vengeance

May. 31, 2014

Rating: -3

In the first Battalion game, I had to be Tucker and fought in his army. In the second, I was Lieutenant Hayne and fought as the Arkadians. Now, I'm a Dragoon. I wish the game developers would make up their minds on whose side you are on, because it's a little painful to have to blow the hell out of the side you commanded and cheered for in the previous game.

Amorphous+

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May. 30, 2014

Rating: 2

Upon meeting a Biter: "Hah! This is so easy... wait... what's that blue thing? Are those... horns growing out of it? OH GAWD ITS COMING THIS WAY! DIE! DIE! AHHHH! *Biter kills you* Dammit!" Well, that was my reaction at least, It seems to be an injustice that the max I can give this game is five stars, it's by far my favorite on Kong.

Cat God vs Sun King

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May. 28, 2014

Rating: 10

Please, everyone, stop commenting with your survival times. I honestly don't care, and this section is for commenting on the game, not your sun-god-destroying-via-cat-god-divine-powers-skills.

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