The problem is, the game is TOO idle. There's almost no interactivity at all, so I can't say you play it at all. I can only give it a 2/5 for being a well made pretty thing to look at, but I can't really say that it's a true game.
I don't like this one. It seems that your elephant games have just been getting worse... Some of these levels are impossible to do at higher speeds. For example, the fan speed is higher than your run speed, making it impossible to survive. The level with the spiked cieling can miss you even if it doesn't miss you. 2/5
would be nice if there was "wrapping", as in if the paddle is on the right side, and you press right, instead of staying where it is, it could move to the left position.
5hrike, we don't need conspiracy theories. Before the sponsorship, some people actually liked the game. Ratings go down after a game gets badges/challenges often, because before, only the people who liked the game played it.
S rank requires that you finish near 15:00 on expert while getting all the relics and not dying once. I finished on normal with 13:30 on the clock with one death and all relics. I was 20 points short of S rank... Expert difficulty adjustment is only 20 points. I wouldn't be able to finish with the same time without walking though spikes, so I can't counteract the -10 points for each death by finishing early.
should be easier to get money, it's virtually impossible to buy everything. Of course, maybe that's intended. Anyway, I very much enjoyed this game, 5/5.
funny game, but more actual gameplay would be better. Basically, the game is upgrading stuff. It seems that it would be better if you could upgrade the enemies (upgrade the max wave level), you could upgrade achievments to match, basically, the main game should at least have SOMETHING shoot back at you.
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