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MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Sep. 07, 2010

Rating: -16

Why does it keep calling me "item-wise"?

Meat Boy (map pack)

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Aug. 30, 2010

Rating: 13

I have thrown myself despairingly into spikes, flames and pillars of salt in my quest to obtain all the bandaids for B-girl; I have been devoured by thrusting black jet-powered munchers, had my fragile squishy body torn to smithereens by meat-seeking missiles all for the sake of an impossible achievement, badge-whore that I am. Even that was not enough, and after "Lost Sector" I pushed on, with dreams of completing *every* level. But I cannot for the life of me figure out how to get past a certain point in "Elevator to Heaven". Obviously I am not hardcore enough. Life is not worth living.

Vector Runner

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Aug. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

MUCH easier if you a] clean your monitor and b] turn off all the lights. Honestly.

Heir

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Aug. 18, 2010

Rating: -1

Awesome. I've been itching for The Last Guardian like schoolgirls in 1965 were itching for the latest Beatles album -- this is the next best thing.

Meat Boy (map pack)

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Aug. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

Meatwad DOES have his own game, here: http://games.adultswim.com/worst-game-ever-twitchy-online-game.html. I warn you though, it is more hardcore than all the impossible levels here put together.

The World's Hardest Game #2

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Aug. 10, 2010

Rating: 3

There IS a video on you tube of god, or 15 ninjas, or Chuck Norris or somebody doing all these levels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBCYdctgTvE

Gravitee

Play Gravitee

Aug. 10, 2010

Rating: 1151

Happiness is a 7,955km putt on the 4th shot of the last hole for a platinum medal.

5 Differences

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Aug. 08, 2010

Rating: 2

Much easier if you use the zoom on your browser. Looks better too, if that's possible.

Bloody Fun Day

Play Bloody Fun Day

Aug. 08, 2010

Rating: 385

How to get the gold medal: 1. ignore everything smiley10 says about priority, and simply go for the colour you need the most at the time -- usually this will be yellow, blue or red; black is only ever a nice-to-have. 2. As your level goes up, stick to the edges if possible because that way you won't leave a path of death between the eggs (soon to be cuties), thus increasing your odds of a big group. 3. Enjoy, and if you do need to 'get hard', the internet caters for that too. Nice game.

Meat Boy (map pack)

Play Meat Boy (map pack)

Jul. 26, 2010

Rating: 6

Checkpoints are not hardcore.

Meat Boy (map pack)

Play Meat Boy (map pack)

Jul. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

Hey there, pikoparty: just did that level, and FYI, you don't need to do anything special -- just jump all the way up, and if you nailed ~every jump, you'll land on top of the top platform.

Meat Boy

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Jul. 18, 2010

Rating: 1

Good Stuff. Not *quite* as hard as everyone makes out and the controls are NOT rubbish (stupid haters, go play a TD 'game' or something that doesn't actually require timing or skill). I still reckon Ogmo would kick Meatboy's arse, but still 5/5

Tarnation

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Jul. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

The only tower defense game worth playing, ever -- because it's not. Awesome. Sure, maybe it could use some more options, e.g. to restart the level or save, but gee kids, that's how games used to be: they required skill, patience and determination.

Lightbot 2.0

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Jul. 11, 2010

Rating: 1

Okay, so maybe I'm a bit slow -- it has taken me this long to finish the game, I also got confused with the arrows initially (but got used to them), I thought the conditionals weren't working (but figured it out), and generally found the game very difficult (much harder than say, manufactoria) -- but I cannot for the life of me figure out how you're supposed to know what your score is. Not that I give a crap, it's not about what my score is, it just bugs me. Awesome game regardless.

Ragdoll Cannon 3

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Jul. 08, 2010

Rating: 1

What are you, drunk? CLICK YOUR MOUSE WHERE IT SAYS 'LEVEL WIN! CLICK HERE TO NEXT LEVEL'. Wow, illiteracy rates these days.... on a related note (nice sequel by the way), the levels should have titles, and the title of level 7 should be 'Read the Instructions' cause I was shooting at the 'HERO' cushion (cushions? are they cushions?) for ages -- I know, I know, stones and glass houses...

Demolition City

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Jul. 06, 2010

Rating: 1281

What the hell do you need dynamite for? Surely just nudging most of these buildings would do the trick.

Snail

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Jul. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

If you enjoyed this game, check out: games.adultswim.com/worst-game-ever-twitchy-online-game.html

MoneySeize

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Jul. 04, 2010

Rating: 4

Question: When someone crashes a car/plane/etc., do they blame the slippery/sensitive/crap controls? Answer: No, they only do that when they play a platforming game par excellence. Every single time I messed up on my way to 1010 coins and ~10,000 deaths, I knew exactly whose fault it was: mine. 5/5 for the game; 0/5 and a big fat raspberry to every loser who blames their own ineptitude on the controls.

Dynamic Systems

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Jul. 01, 2010

Rating: 13

Would I like to see a solution? I think I see it already -- it's the red 'x' button at the top of my browser tab.

Zilch

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Jun. 30, 2010

Rating: 1

There ought to be a fourth AI opponent: 'Lucky' (difficulty: impossible) who has the same strategy as Reckless, but whose dice operate under different laws of probability -- maybe the odds of a 1 or 5 are 1/3 each or something.

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