bastardchild, it says in the description that you need to have something maxed. Yes it SHOULD be mentioned in game, but it's still your fault, not the games. "hate the game not the player" does not apply to actual computer games.
stupid demo versions. It was awsome and all, but they really just want you to go buy the full version. it's like one big advertisement. I normally would give a demo 1/5 automatically, but I'll make an exception for SOME quality gameplay, 2/5.
Gamers have the inalienable right to free healing. Also, is it too much to ask to be able to smash open the chest instead of having to use those stupid picks? it seems like it'd be alot easier.
you need an untimed freeplay mode. I don't really mind the time limit and I can easily reach the final level, but it would be nice to endlessly wreak havoc on the unsuspecting city, mwahahahahaha.
Don't worry, all of those furry little woodland critters were just sent to a farm upstate. They didn't die. And even if they had, there'd be 72 woodland critter virgins waiting for them in heaven (assuming they aren't those woodland critters from South Park)
The icons don't exactly look really unique, in fact I think that if I were making a game like this, I would probably make almost exactly the same thing without ever having played WoW, or perhaps a google image search would simply come up with these icons and no way to know that they were stolen.
the nerdy pickup lines in the packground are actually better than the actual game. game gets a 4/5, pick up lines would get 5/5, unfortunately for you, I'm not actually grading the pick up lines.