When a game is about making choices, those choices need to have a meaningful result. The result of every choice in this game is "some random bullshit happens apropos of nothing". I don't get better grades by staying in school, I just end up in one of two cities for no conceivable reason. I don't end up a super spy because I chose to, I become a super spy because I'm a cat person. The entire thing is one long non-sequitur.
On the other hand, the voice acting is decent for a flash game and I suppose it's entertaining enough for a couple minutes.
I usually put something or other on Youtube while I play these kinds of flash games, but this one makes my computer lag if I have anything else going in my browser. I've played much more graphically impressive games that did not cause this issue, including many other bullet hells. This leads me to believe that this game might be poorly optimized. The title screen in particular lags out no matter what I do. It might be worth letting the loading screen last a little bit longer in order to avoid such a negative first impression.
To get the badge easily: just keep hitting right click, then forward.
Then go back and play the game. I only cheated because there's no mute button and I didn't want to listen to this bullshit.
It seems like having an achievement for posting a comment guarantees the worst possible comments section because it means people are commenting despite having nothing to say. But I won't know if that's actually what's wrong with these comments until after I post this comment.
I hate riddles. There are always an infinite number of equally valid answers. The game isn't thinking of an answer, it's trying to guess which one the author intended.
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