The CEO was having a secret affair... surprise surprise. Is there actually a correlation between people's title (visitor, orphan, thief) and their attributes (extremely strong, paranoid, etc.)? If not, there should be.
wow, one person 3 pages ago called this offensive and people are still talking about how non-offensive it is. Calm down, his post has already been flagged. It's okay.
BP01, the murder weapon wasn't a gun anymore than you actually look like 4 short lines arranged into a face. The gun icon just represents the weapon, just as your avatar just represents you. Also, it's just a game, get over it.
I don't particularly care for how you can start building a unit before you can afford it. If you're not paying attention, you end up in debt before you realise it. I suppose it's probably more realistic, but if I wanted realism, I'd have issues with the aliens.
the aiming is jerky while you're moving or while you're under fire, seems like it wants to turn a certain number of degrees around rather than just wherever you're firing.
As is it's either 1 or 45 damage, nothing in between. That needs to change. Also, I don't like the turn limits. As a more powerful nation attacking a smaller one, I feel that time should be on my side. You should at least make some levels where you win if time runs out.
I agree with Voyager, hints should default to off, an shouldn't appear automatically. Maybe a hint button in the game instead of a checkbox in the menu.
SPOILER ALERT: the developer slits his wrists and dies, thereby killing everyone in the video (not game). At least that's how it should end, the real ending is a lot more gay. Also, the title is the stupidest pun I've ever heard, and I've read an entire Uncyclopedia article about Attila the Pun.