As you can see, several people have let us know what your message is if you intentionally avoid everything. Yeah, hilarious, I know. Everyone knows. It's on the top comments. We don't need it repeated another dozen times.
Not as well executed as the point and clicks, but I appreciate the attempt to move outside of your comfort zone. In a game like this, I feel more like it takes strategy, rather than the dumb luck of clicking the right things. This isn't the best game out there by any stretch, but call it a learning experience and take that type of strategy back to the point and clicks, and it will have been well worth your time.
Soooo... somebody went to rescue that whore, right? because that guy's trapped in a freezer, so she could be tied up somewhere or something. Someone thought of that, right? ...right? .......right? ....................crap.
A bit of advice. When a giant green monster pops up from behind the bathtub, leave. The first time. Not the third time, not the second time, not the 57th time, the first time.
I've played most of the first game. On this game I just opened up the first level, then I was like "yeah... no. Not gonna happen." *pre-emptive ragequit*
Why would you bother setting up a separate link to download the game? Just go to page info, click the media tab, and scroll down to the object that starts with "chat.kongregate" (which also tells you where to find the save file in your roaming files folder btw) and ends in ".swf".
I reccomend this game for anyone just getting started as a hacker. The save files are fully compatible with the editor I use, and the variables are really easy to find with Cheat Engine. Probably the most cheat friendly game on here.
If you're going to give the ninjas such a crappy AI, couldn't you just let us assign them targets manually? It would give the player something to do during the missions.
Reasons I use the Michael Jackson zombie: 8%: to watch the little dance 90%: to pause the game so I can gather all the money I missed 2%: because of his actual effectiveness as a zombie.
Don't use drones on survival. Don't even bother with mortars. Put as many blasters as possible on each emmitter. Like, literally one in every spot where it can reach. Then, fill up the rest of the screen with speed panels and reactors. Maybe a couple of storage panels, but make sure your speed is capped (the max is 32, just spam a few dozen speed panels, and you'll definitely get to it) and make sure that all of your blasters can fire at the same time without having your consumption exceed depletion. Then, wait. I'm about half an hour in, and that still seems like it's working.
1.green vs. blue.
2.Spore attacks vs. drones.
3."creeper" that only flows downhill vs. blasters that can't shoot up.
4."emitters" vs. Odin City.
5.Traveling from planet to planet to conquer and to survive.
You have become the thing you sought to destroy.
It's almost a copy of Robot Wants Icecream, but with a plot that must be expressed in more than three words (Robot Is Confused just isn't satisfactory).
a mute music button is not the same as a mute button. How am I supposed to rock out while playing video games if I'm forced to listen to annoying sound effects?
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