Also, you must use the Trollish Milkshake to defeat the mega noob. To get it, use your blender of +5 awesome on the Kiwi fruit on level 43 after hitting their tree with the Wrench of Thor.
The Flaming Puppy Queen only has one weakness, and that is her statue in teh previous room. If you have the Miniature UFO Laser, you can destroy it instantly and find her dead. if not, you need to use your shrink ray and Voodoo Doll spells and then get her to hit it with her own attacks.
@Buda: The blue orb becomes the Rainbow Key when combined with the green orb and the red orb. Green is obtained when your kitten becomes level 20, and red is obtained when you destroy the Crimson Guardian who lives in the Sewers of Blood.
@iwillrise: It's simple. The alien monkey will jump, dash, jump, dash, slam the ground, and fire his lazors and will then teleport and repeat. Walk under when he jumps, shoot your gun of pure awesome while he dashes, and use the reflect shield when he firez his lazors. And the cheese wheel can be destroyed if he throws it using the sword of diet root beer.
Also, interesting observation: You only take damage when your head is hit. You can flop on your side as much as you want, but just keep your head off the ground.
FINALLY made it out, but the puzzle were moronic. There was nothing hinting at what you were supposed to do, so it was basically "walk around and hope you find something you can interact with" 4 times in a row. I can't believe Edmund would make something like this.
Wow, I entered the planet with the crystals, circled around, and then COULDN'T GET OUT. This game was so fun before hand, but this goddamn obstacle just had to appear and ruin it. 1/5.
Okay, at first I thought it was the exact same thing as the first one. Then I saw that it was beckoning me to come INSIDE THE BOSS AND LET ME PILOT IT. And then words couldn't describe the awesome. That was a magnificent touch.
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