I agree with Bombenhagel. There's no objective in the game, I'm just aimlessly walking around being teased by the fact that I have 0 crayons, unaware of what the crayons actually f*cking do. Never been this disappointed by a game.
I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing in this game. There aren't any instructions, just controls and that's it. I'm aimlessly dodging pigs and grabbing checkpoints...why?
I find the text that floats onto the screen a bit annoying. I'd prefer it if the text would just fade in and then fade out in ONE place rather than irritating my eyes.