it's kinda fun. but while hand-to-hand and charge are boringly easy, taunts are almost impossible.
also the movement options should be made clearer, such as only being able to charge or fire at enemies in your row, and being unable to attack from the flank. it's too row oriented...one-dimensional programming.
meh. is this for kids, or..what?
once you've upgraded goose spawning bourgeoisie and flying solo awards are impossible to get, even though it states medium. all the "extreme" or "hellish" awards are actually quite easy.
i only need those two and frequent flyer miles.
fun but, meh.
after about level 50000 or so you sometimes become unable to see where you have to go and you might have to guess. especially when hitting 100000 or 200000, you just can't wait for it to say "disobay" or not.
at like level 500000 or 600000 you're just guessing blindly.
anyone reach 1.000.000 yet? i can't seem to get that far.
hmm...i went for a badge, but i crashed because i was too tall and hit my head. no restart. i drove backwards to see what happens. i fell off a cliff. i kept falling and falling. filled my stunt meter up a xorgozillion times. and i kept falling. no restart button. bad.
otherwise, funny game. most of these balance games (Bike Mania rip off) games fail to get the physics right. this one gets it right.
funny idea, dumb game. it's funny how you can choose between hp and dodge, both having a very different math, but you don't know of this math until you find the 'I' button to give you stats, and then find out that the numbers are done so that hp is always superior to dodge, hence if you picked dodge you're screwed.
and the strategy mode is horrible. i stopped playing when everything went red in the first turn, i found out that 4 on 4 all your armies are dead, i had nothing left to move and that was basically the end.
i hate it when game-designers do their math wrong.
its a funny game but a lot of things are just strange. the scoring doesnt seem to make any sense at all, it tells you how much what scores but it lies, scoring is very inconsistend.
it knows a lot of words but which contractions are and which aren't allowed is guesswork.
and censoring every dirty word is unnecessary and leads to a lot of guesswork. "bitch" is just a dog.
guys, you can easily check people track record for quiting. unless they are fresh new players in which case you can just reject them, or not care.
a "quited on" stat may help..
amazing. this game is now the highest rated game on kongregate. and few people seem to get the point of this game, blatant as it is.
this must be the first time a game fails in it's purpose by being succesful.
already i finally got home.i also found the secret room, and there's a hallway from it with what seems to be gates. but i don't think there's a way to open them.
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