Not a game dude. Make a real game or don't make anything at all. 1/5 for the effort. Keep trying though, maybe make a slightly below average side-scrolling shooter, or a platforming game with terrible jump mechanics or maybe a button that says stuff.
Alotofthese facts are lies. like "Chuck Norris proved Newton's third law that for every action there is and equal and opposite reaction inaccurate. Because there is no force equal to Chuck Norris." LIES! I am equal to or greater than Chuck Norris. Scientists calculate a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to be about 1/100 of the force of me blinking!