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Virtual Microwave

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Jul. 22, 2010

Rating: 2

Not a game dude. Make a real game or don't make anything at all. 1/5 for the effort. Keep trying though, maybe make a slightly below average side-scrolling shooter, or a platforming game with terrible jump mechanics or maybe a button that says stuff.

The Torture Game 2

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Jul. 22, 2010

Rating: 0

Just out of curiousity, how can he die when I shoot him in the foot too many times but not when I put a spike through his neck?

The Torture Game 2

Play The Torture Game 2

Jul. 18, 2010

Rating: 2

I cut off his head and attached it to his torso with rope, it's like Satan's personal yo-yo!

Bubble Tanks Arenas

Play Bubble Tanks Arenas

Jul. 17, 2010

Rating: 2

It's alright technically but it's far too rinse and repeat for my liking. Do a level, edit your tank which does absolutely nothing, rinse and repeat.

Doodle God

Play Doodle God

Jul. 01, 2010

Rating: -10

Cool, I just made a ghost!

Manufactoria

Play Manufactoria

May. 20, 2010

Rating: 2

Its probably very good, but the tutorial doesn't seem to explain anything.

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

Play Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

May. 15, 2010

Rating: -5

Leveling systems really detract from otherwise good TDs, Gemcraft had one too and I didn't like it either.

House Idle v.4

Play House Idle v.4

May. 14, 2010

Rating: 8

why is it tree door shouldn't it be a wood door, or a wooden door? And why does it say indside, shouldn't it be inside?

SnakeBox

Play SnakeBox

May. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

131 2nd try

Bowman 2

Play Bowman 2

May. 01, 2010

Rating: 0

If you shoot on a perfect 90 degree angle you can stick birds to your guy's head

Little Red Riding Hood

Play Little Red Riding Hood

May. 01, 2010

Rating: -1

578

Elements

Play Elements

May. 01, 2010

Rating: -1

@StarWarsKing an army of self-replicating 1/1s is already pushing it so an army of self-replicating 2/2s would be game-breaking.

Walkinator

Play Walkinator

May. 01, 2010

Rating: 0

http://www.kongregate.com/games/BryceSummer/walkinator?creature=126262

Cover Orange Players Pack

Play Cover Orange Players Pack

Apr. 30, 2010

Rating: 0

Most of them are just f**king timing puzzles! I hate this game!

Beat The Life Out Of Me

Play Beat The Life Out Of Me

Apr. 11, 2010

Rating: -4

Nice effort I guess?

Elements

Play Elements

Apr. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

@cppro That's sort of how things are supposed to work. You lose coins as a penalty for losing, it's like a bet.

Chuck Norris Fact Generator 2

Play Chuck Norris Fact Generator 2

Apr. 10, 2010

Rating: -7

Alotofthese facts are lies. like "Chuck Norris proved Newton's third law that for every action there is and equal and opposite reaction inaccurate. Because there is no force equal to Chuck Norris." LIES! I am equal to or greater than Chuck Norris. Scientists calculate a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to be about 1/100 of the force of me blinking!

Can Your Pet?

Play Can Your Pet?

Apr. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

I suspected something like that would happen, that's why I named my pet in binary, so I couldn't be emotionally attached to it. RIP 000101

GeoSketch

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Apr. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

1, -3, 181

Walkinator

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Apr. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

http://www.kongregate.com/games/BryceSummer/walkinator?creature=115317

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