"There's a bunch of unhappy and mad shapes out there."
"Sir, I'll solve it! How many are there?"
"Well, in this stage... about 20." ... "Yeah, take this 2 balls, and hope everything will go alright."
I'm now terribly afraid of being crushed by almost naked minotaurs, covered with cotton candy, if I ever get to eat gummy bears again.
5/5, Faved. And I finished with all achievements in one sit. You know how many games can make me do that nowadays?
People stop being jerks in the comments. The thing is that the character in the game is not you. And just because the girl is straight, and have her preferences, doesn't mean she's racists, or makes prejudice of the gay. Come on people, it's a GAME. Play as the CHARACTER. It's not YOU, and stop being fake, saying you don't have any prejudices, because, everyone has them!
If there ever is a 3, you know what I would appreciate? Different floors at the endless dungeon. I mean, when you come in, you can only go to lvl 1 or your best. I mean, we should have check points every 10 or 5 levels. Because, as you might know, money don't grow on trees. Also, those skull blocks should only spawn randomly when you do a single block. Because, eventually, if you try to trap the monsters, YOU get trapped, and as they are impossible to break, it might get you seriously stuck. Maybe an update to the drill, to make the magic lvl up. Also, permanent upgrades shouldn't be stolen. This game has MANY possibilities. And impossible achievements don't help much. Maybe, if you had like, 20 pages of achievements, with easier ones, maybe some more people would try them.
Keep this game up! If you agree, Plus this, so the developer can see.
5/5 and faved.
Okay, great game and all, but for some reason I've got a glitch? My game won't end. Right now I have 1060 crates of tea, 144 crates of opium, 4031 silver, the ship is 'Due in 1 week' for a few years now (yes, I'm in 1839 and it says 'last shipment'). I've forfeited all my ships to see if it would work, but it doesn't.
The origami upgrade was actually really cool AND helpfull, even tho it took me a while to notice that it was the Learn to Fly penguin, alongside that Toss The Turtle, well, hm, turtle.
.. hmm, why do I become more "powerful" but lose my wings and tail, that are part of my biggest abilities? Also, @NEnormalan: The inspiration probably comes from the Demon Baal from the game Diablo, or a False God, or a Christian Demon Ba'al Zebûb. Read your wikipedias.
I don't get why he said that only 2% of the population can solve this, only if there's time limit involved, you see. Even a peanut can solve this, it wouldn't only have to do random and different 3125 combinations. It's now the third time I solve this game <3
When that naked mexican flew up to that cop, it felt like I was in a Village People show. Great Game! Because I wouldn't like my mexicans being thrown any other way!
It's not quite bad, if it's your first try in game design. Let me give you a few sugestions:
1st - Respawning. You die, you start again. Ever heard of lifes?
2nd - Graphic. Now really a must, but if you wanna have a good game around... If it's 8-bit-ish, better, people will think it's oldschool.
3rd - Coins have a use, or count as a real score.
4th - Bigger maps, that are labyrinths. The coins just gave away where I should go, like it wasn't already predictable.
5th - Maybe game modes, like scoring, racing against time, finding all the coins, stuff like that.
I hope this helps a little.
Okay, this has a lot of potential, so I think of helping:
First of all, the map. Yes, it could get a nice background, just like the loading screen. Maybe the hexagons could get to have the medals on them too, along with their respective number already on them. Then, explain better what each ball does, and do that in their selection screen, just under their picture. Give the golden blocks a meaning, other than just being valuable, like achievements, or shopping, or more value on the destruction bar, or anything. Make the loop on the song faster, because there's a blank space for a few seconds... That's what I can think of for now. Anything else, just ask me, I'd be glad to review it.
Hmmm I don't know if it a glitch, but I had a small problem, well, not even a problem, just noticed it:
While doing defense quests, a few bandits would have a life bar so big, that the life would actually get out of the bar, making a red blur after it.
Pegacorns are awesome, and really fast. Chuck Norris mention made it 5/5. The girls name the otherway around is Love Interest. Was surprised with the plot twists. Wish for sequel, prequel, and spin-offs.
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