drinking rate is useless: each level increase by more than 10%, which is the upgrade% of the first one, and it gets lower each time, so you are really just wasting an upgrade point.
Red Team Solider: Commander, we’ve captured an enemy solider! what should we do?
Red Team Commander: Put him in a wooden cage that somehow opens when you shoot a bullet at it. And make SURE you remember to leave all of his weapons and armor in it.
GAME BREAKING GLITCH: On level 4 (possibly others), when you get the car, if you jump out of it just as it is about to fall into the first hole, it will stop but, due to it’s position, you will not be able to get in it OR spawn another one.
Once you’ve finished the game, you’ll probably feel good about yourself. I’m going to ruin that for you. Remember how it said Ideal Time: 15:00? Now look at your time, undoubtably over 40 minutes. Yeah. WHY ARE YOUR STANDARDS SO HIGH, PSEUDOLONEWOLF?!?!?!
Glitch: got to the first boss, but every time he killed me I flashed blue and red, as if about to die, then stopped, recovered all heath, and stayed alive. Happened 10 times in a row. Still happening as I type this.
Someone wrote up a walkthrough on JayIsGames, though I think you'll get it =)