You can tell a game was never very popular when one of the best comments has a negative rating. Anyone that used the mouse buttons during a level really is a loser if they need to cheat to beat a game this easy.
Doesn't anyone else know that you can make any pattern with numbers from 0 to 360? Anything higher than that is the same as that number minus 360. Also, 145 144 144 makes a cool star-flower thing.
I am: A monkey-like vampire, a masturbating bed, a buff baby, a scary salad buffet (yikes!), a sexy glutton, a nice Goliath, a mushy goddess, a bad beer, a nut-licking man, a nut-licking Mac computer, a toe-sucking bag of s***, a pretty condom, a penile fruitcake. I like to stroke cacti, buy wives, eat tigers, tear women, sluuuuurp Bill Cosby, hurt Canada, gulp Mexico, swallow sandwiches, misunderstand Barney, climb trees, infiltrate Britney Spears, and burst lesbians.
Best baker in the world: Not only can he hold a gigantic stack of cakes with ONE HAND, he also keeps a mostly straight face as he watches the king climb the stack, knowing that the king will fall back down and make the funniest noise ever when he hits the ground. (Too bad we don't get to hear it...)
They really did a great job of making it not obvious that you get about 6.8 thousand times as many points if you hold down the spacebar instead of mashing it.
This has to be one of the best ideas for a match-three game I have ever encountered. I like the RPG element it has, as well as the fact that each gem color does something different. The enemies would be even more interesting if some were more intelligent but less powerful, while others have stronger attacks but choose moves poorly. A few ideas: Make the heal more effective, make rage attacks defense-proof, and make it so a dead player can't counter-attack. Several times I had brought my opponent's health to zero, and their counter-attack brought mine to zero. It still counted as a win, but it doesn't make a lot of sense. One more suggestion: A SEQUEL!
Ten thousand years is a really long time; you'd think lightning would strike sooner. Also, there was a stunning lack of rust and corrosion during that time.
There should be some sort of "abort" button that makes it so you can end a throw early if it's taking forever to get past the obstacles. It would be especially helpful when the cat eats almost all the sushi in one try and is too big to get through to the bottom.
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