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Wish Upon a Star

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Nov. 28, 2011

Rating: 3

"I wish for better shoes." "Okay, you're going to need forty-nine more stars for that." Weakest stars ever.

Great Game 1/5

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Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: 13

Lousy game 5/5

Freeway Fury 2

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Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

"Honey, I'm home! And I got us a new airplane!"

Accelerator

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Nov. 23, 2011

Rating: 5

Final speed: 1,001. I feel like such an overachiever. Really, what was the point of that extra half-second of my life? I might as well have crashed on purpose.

Accelerator

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Nov. 22, 2011

Rating: 8

Do you know anywhere I can buy 18-inch mousepads?

Amorphous+

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Nov. 05, 2011

Rating: 14

(Sees a Fuzzle) "Aww, it's like a little puppy blob thing!" (gets attacked) "Oh, wow, that was pretty gross."

Diamond Hollow II

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Oct. 26, 2011

Rating: 36

What's that mysterious white stuff all over the floor? I don't think it would be snowing in an underground laboratory.

Particles

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Oct. 24, 2011

Rating: 41

If only my parents thought a B- was "quite good."

The Heist

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Oct. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

I got the Early Retirement Badge after level 9. Then I felt guilty for cheating, so I went ahead and did level 10 anyway.

The Soul Driver

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Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 10

5/5 just for seeing policemen run over other policemen. I wish the police cars could run into each other, though.

Flood Runner 3

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Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 3

Why does this game force me to be so mean? I made a shark cry! I didn't mean to hurt its feelings!

Viricide

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Oct. 13, 2011

Rating: 2

And I thought games were supposed to be reasonable possible after buying all the upgrades. Instead I died about seventy-four thousand times on level 14.

Gateway II

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Oct. 11, 2011

Rating: 31

I was playing this on one of the computers in the school library. I was just using the alarm system override, and at the EXACT INSTANT I changed the last color and deactivated it, the school's fire alarm system went off. I decided then and there that this game deserved a 5/5.

Alice is Dead Episode 3

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Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 5

I always knew slot machines were programmed to be impossible...

Haunt the House

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Sep. 24, 2011

Rating: 3

Oh man... Now I feel bad for panicking all the little kids.

Flight

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Sep. 21, 2011

Rating: -1

I wasn't able to throw it backwards. When I tried, it flew straight up. I'm not really sure I want to see what happens, though. I wish someone would actually say what happens when you throw it backwards, instead of just saying "I wish I hadn't thrown it backwards."

Sarah's Run (preview)

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Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: 9

What? There's no cake at the end?

Portal: The Flash Version

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Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

If you use a portal to try to get past the cake without eating it, it still gets the cake. I'm guessing the cake is poisoned or something.

Frantic Frigates

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Sep. 14, 2011

Rating: 5

The rain always makes it hard to see and messes me up on the final boss.

Bloons Tower Defense 4

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Sep. 09, 2011

Rating: 4

After playing this, the ones before it in the series look almost pitiful.

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