Randomwaffle23's Comments

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Burrito Bison Revenge	Mar. 02, 2012 Rating: 5 Where can I buy one of these bags of gummy bears?
Accelerator	Mar. 01, 2012 Rating: 3 Wait, I can press Q and E to rotate? DO A BARREL ROLL!
DuckLife 4	Feb. 25, 2012 Rating: 4 It's a shame, really. This game could have been good, but instead you spend 93% of your time training your newest skill to catch up with all the others.
Last Robot 2	Feb. 25, 2012 Rating: 5 "Medium spring, normally increases the strength of the jump." If that's what it normally does, what does it do the rest of the time?
DuckLife 4	Feb. 22, 2012 Rating: 6604 I hate how, after every time you unlock a new training type, the races immediately expect you to have it at as high a level as everything else, which leads to playing the same three minigames eighty-three thousand times in a row.
Bubble Tanks 3	Feb. 18, 2012 Rating: 12 The enemy's greatest weapon: the Lag Ray. It does no damage, but it reduces the frame rate by 89%.
Greedy Ghouls	Feb. 18, 2012 Rating: 5 You can get all kinds of weird glitches by pressing 'E' after you die.
Crush The Castle 2 PP	Feb. 16, 2012 Rating: 3 I finally designed a castle where you need to use a long-fuse bomb. In most castles, a remote bomb will work just as well, but in mine, you need another bomb (the long-fuse) to detonate while a remote bomb remains on screen. I also had to prevent a glitch that causes the remote bomb to hang ominously in midair.
This is the Only Level 3	Feb. 02, 2012 Rating: 0 "You win! But are these the Droids you're looking for?" I couldn't stop laughing. 5/5 just for that amazing display of randomness.
Red Remover Player Pack	Dec. 24, 2011 Rating: -21 How about instead of increasing the friction, why not make a fast-forward button? It wouldn't change the physics of the levels.
Towards The Light	Dec. 23, 2011 Rating: 39 Took me a while to get used to the fact that the up arrow key doesn't jump.
Light People on Fire	Dec. 15, 2011 Rating: 3 Reads instructions "Space to expose"... I wonder what that means. reads comments "Holy crap that scared me when i pressed space." Oh boy. I haven't even started the game yet.
Tangerine Panic!	Dec. 15, 2011 Rating: -3 This has to be the worst game to ever become popular, and it only got popular because of extreme chance. People played it because it was popular, which made it more popular. The graphics are lousy, the gameplay is too repetitive, the physics are terrible, there's more luck involved than skill, the tangerines are hard to see against the background. That's already 1/5, and I haven't even subtracted a star for profanity yet. I've made better games than this. And now this comment will be rated down for being a negative comment on a way-too-popular game.
The Linear RPG	Dec. 14, 2011 Rating: -3 So close to 5/5! Just take out the one surprisingly unnecessary swear word.
Alphaland	Dec. 14, 2011 Rating: 1 This game would be okay, except for one major glitch: It says seven is greater than twelve. Oh, wait, nevermind, I fixed it. Now I need to figure out how to beat the first level.
Home Sheep Home 2: Lost in London	Dec. 10, 2011 Rating: 77 Idea for an achievement: "White sheep can't jump: Beat level 11."
Bullet Heaven	Dec. 08, 2011 Rating: 5 "Collect medals to boost your self esteem." Isn't there somewhere I can just upgrade it?
Bullet Audyssey	Dec. 07, 2011 Rating: 1 Even if the gameplay was lousy (which it's not) this would still be awesome just because the music syncs up with the game.
Crush The Castle 2	Nov. 29, 2011 Rating: 57 That's the first time I've ever gotten three badges at the same time.
Alxemy	Nov. 28, 2011 Rating: 2 There should be a way to skip the tutorial.