The game is kind of easy... but you dont level up often enough. Level ups seem to be timed throughout the game... rather than letting you grind a little to get some extra XP and get some awesome bugs... you're stuck with just 3 or 4 level ups. That would make the game IMMENSELY better. Then I could tweak out my bugs until I had some wasp or something.
Found a bug. My tank just now had -1% health. This ordinarily wouldn't bother me, except if I can get an invincible tank, I'm worried the computer might too.
Sorry, but its wayyyyyyyyy too repetitive. Once you know the basic formula for what to buy and what to upgrade, its pretty much the same thing over and over and over again, lasting a little longer each time.
Nevermind. I had 3 snipers just now. All of them do nothing but miss... then one of those littel Volkstrum guys walks up, and shoots my sniper from clear across the screen. I guess snipers just suck monkey dick.
What the hell is this... I got 2 snipers. SNIPERS. So far they have not hit a single target. I mean I know how in movies snipers we see snipers never ever missing, and I'm sure thats not always true, but give me a goddam break. My sniper was 2 inches away from a German and STILL missed him. 3 times.
To pass "read that", drag your cursor slowly across the screen until it changes, then highlight what you find there. I would agree to "not tell other users" except your hints are so incredibly stupid and have nothing to do with solving the puzzle. You said "take it literally", so I read "that". Of course getting the game to acknowledge that I read something is impossible.
Ok the super monkey has a bit of a glitch. I like the 320,000 darts per minute firing rate, but sometimes he'll target 1 bloon and keep missing it... I'm sure anyone who's tried knows what I'm talking about. Real wtf moment when a string of darts just FOLLOW behind a bloon thats moving real slow...
A few other good questions - is there any way to decrease "visibility"? What do "scrolls" do? On my screen there is no drop down menu for buying scrolls, only an "ok" button. what am I buying though? Also, whats the use of a god-mode hack that prevents your character from taking damage, when you do not EVER take damage in this game? Its a bizarre concept.
I was just about to ask "How do you heal in this game?" - then I read through the comments and found that, at least once, on every single page, someone else has asked the same thing. Apparently its a feature they forgot to add into the game, which makes the whole thing rather pointless. Whats the point in playing when you KNOW, eventually, your HP will reach 0 and there's nothing you can do? 1/4 stars. Try to finish making the game before you upload it to kong.
Using that strategy makes the ending way too easy. I was able to beat the end in around 3 or 4 turns, and never took a single casualty in my giant army. Not one of them ever died, even against the last boss. That said, if a giant army is too much work, you can beat it with a regular army too. Its just a bit more tricky. Dont bother AT ALL with any other units except Samurai. Use only those, and dont use any spells at the start of the battle. Wait until your samurai die off and there's only like 5 left, then use the King of Gods spell to bring them all back to life. Doing that makes the ending fairly easy too.
@ Duke of Vandals - protip. ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, NOTHING can stand up to 25 giants. Dont even bother with any other units. While conquering the island, after you've leveled up your scrolls and your army, do nothing but lay down giant shrines. Every 15th turn, all of them produce a giant. Toward the end of the game, leave 1 territory unconquered, then move all the giants to 1 spot where you can move them across to the "???" islands. Wait till the enemy caste his freeze spell - immediately after that wears off, caste speed spell on yourself. 25 giants with a speed spell takes down the enemy like a lawn mower takes down grass.
Ok, I decided to start over and this time play as the bad guy. I went to Oswald and offered to do that job for him. All I did was escort a "guy" down to Desert Patrol city, and thats it? ... THATS IT??? Thats all there is to it? You do that 1 thing, and you win the game??? God... playing the bad side is ridiculously short and easy.
ok, wave 56 (on "the 100"), boss wave with the air creeps. I've played the game at least 20 times. I've done everything I can think of. How do you beat them?
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