The most irritating thing of all is when the info boxes just KEEP POPPING UP. I'm in the middle of trying to train my units, and it keeps tellng me my next battle will be against such and such guy. I DONT CARE!!! I know I'll have to fight him! Quit telling me!
1. Have Matt use Temper on Lance, 2. Have Lance use Unload on an enemy 3. Repeat 4. Kill any enemy. VOTE UP TO KEEP THIS ALIVE LOL!!!!!!111lolerskates11!!11 cuz really it's almost that simple.
On the 3rd area, when you pass the snow mound of a castle surrounded by knights, Matt comments... and Lance's face is a question mark. Programmers forgot to draw his face? ;P
I take that back. It's bugged like crazy. Now when I attack cities, nothing happens. I go back to the general's room after an attack. I didn't lose any zombies, and I didn't take the city... nothing happened. Still getting the "DUN" sound but still no notices.
Game is a bit buggy as well. At some point, I keep getting the "DUN" sound, meaning something is supposedly happening, but no messages or windows come up explaining anything. I go to the menu to look for an option to turn the explain-to-me-whats-going-on option back on... cant find it. When I come back to the game, I suddenly have dozens of employees, and my zombie population is quickly disappearing for no reason.
This is one of the most disappointing I've played in a while. I cant do anything without a negative event happening. Every 10 seconds, an accident in the lab - humans retook a city - upgrades all went back to 0 - an explosion somewhere - I mean literally, every 10 seconds something bad happens. Game has real potential, but 1/5 until this is fixed.
Ok sorry, this one completely did not do it for me. There's a lot wrong... repetitive music, uninvolving game play, unable to control your troops once the battle has started... it plays more like a puzzle game than a strategy game. Simply figure out where your guys go, then press start. It works or it doesn't. 1/5, sorry.
Sadly, a lot of the strategy used in earlier levels is gone later in the game. The tank blasts you off so fast and so high that you cant interact with any stage items. Nukes and the golden gun get you going so high and fast that it's often the same story. Would like to see how this is dealt with in a sequal.
Complete f*cking bullsh*t. I wait an hour for the game to load, then I cant play it unless I pay? 1/5. Put a notice next time that this is a pay-game before I waste my time loading it.
What really sucks is that as that if your companion dies even once, thats it. You cant bring him back no matter what. The instructions say press G, but I've done that, in every position I could. It doesn't do anything. Why even bother having companions if they die so easy and there's no way to heal them?
To beat cave 5 - it's easy. Just use mermaids, witches, and centures. They'll keep the little guy pushed back by hitting him over and over and not letting him come to the front. Use shock weapon, freeze weapon, and meteor whenever possible to push him / stun him again. Within 2 minutes you will have knocked down his castle.
Ok this is bullshit. It says "newer version of the game available. Reload page" - but when I reload it gives me the same shit. I went to the CC page but they changed it to Kixeye or something and I cant play it there either.
Ok in case anyone wants a realllllllllllll easy way to win every time... when you get enough energy, 1. just add one upgrade to armour piercing on your main gun (in the 1 slot), then put all other energy on upgrading the power of your main gun. Game becomes way too easy after that.
Someone please tell me... how can I find out what the rank requirements are? Like to be level 5 you gotta have 300 games played and 200 wins... or to be level 6 you gotta have X games and Y wins... where can I find this?
On really sweet idea is like what they do with Gem Craft. Have each stage give me power up points based on how well I did. As I get stronger I'll be encouraged to go back to earlier stages with my new power ups and play them again, getting a better score / ranking and getting more power up points... this really makes the game addictive. Plus I have to have the most power ups possible for the last stage (though you make it so I dont need ALL the power ups... since I may want all the power ups to be in a sort of god-mode last stage)
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