I think games like this are pretty funny. But seeing as the demographic for kissing games is little girls, it's hard to see why you'd make the player a boy! 2/5 because the gameplay isn't actually that bad, but conceptually it just doesn't make it.
Nice game, overall. The graphics and music are decent. The controls are a little uncomfortable though. Allow user-defined controls and you've got a winner. :)
@Catathestout Played again without the game freezing. Great game! Looking forward to seeing it in full release. Particularly like how you can take someone's idea on board and still end up with them unhappy because you didn't test it enough, or whatever. Just like real life! :D
The game inexplicably froze up 4 or 5 times before seizing up for good. Might be good, might be terrible... can't tell because it's too fractured to play.
Says Bonobo Joe, "every chimp knows it's, 'ook ook ook!' and off you go!"
Did you notice there's no emergency chute? Monkey gets emergency banana only.
Now you know everything you need to know about the science of monkey parachuting. And remember: no throwing monkey poo at the screen! (btw, 3/5 cause there's monkeys in it.)
From now on I'm gonna try Distract on everyone: Wife, mother-in-law, wild dogs, police, IRS.... it should work. Should do. Yeah.
5/5 btw. A true gaming delight!
That's new :( More information would help. What screen were you in when it started seizing up? What did you do after and when did it freeze for good?