There must be an interesting story going on between the Mechanic and the driver. Driver: "Hello, my car brakes aren't working, can you fix them?" Mechanic: "No but I can give you an all new car for 1000 pieces of gold." Driver: "Will the breaks work?" Mechanic: "Of course they will, it's a new car." Driver: "Okay, let me turn this thing on... WHY AREN'T THE BREAKS WORKING!?!" *Crashes* Mechanic: "Don't worry there's a car for free just like that out back."
What really sucks is that since this game is out, there will probably be another portal at each and every one of the damn restaurants papa opened. And guess who has to save him?
This is a good game, but is sorta bare bones. Maybe some more use for the speed skill (It was easy to just run up to the foes and use the points on damage, some more enemy spells (freezing, summoning, or maybe our own spells!) and another use of gold (Better swords and armor). This game is pretty epic though. The arms for menu interface is pretty smooth.
This game is pretty great. It catches the aspect of single player that most multiplayer games miss. It's simplicity is quite a great aspect for a game as itself. However, I'd like to see some form of permanent upgrades.
There are some unique things to answer when the AI asks if you know where you are. Two are "An underground nuclear shelter" and "A space ship." + this so others will see. (I'd be glad to see a unique response to the answer Kongregate.)
While you cannot give the company name, you can tell us who to shun by giving a fake name for a company that sounds almost the same! IE Falmart, Stop & Scop, Bongregate.
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How would you control it via mouse?