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Strike Force Heroes 2

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May. 09, 2013

Rating: 0

Magic vending machine at HQ gives me Sheep Cannon. What?

A little errand

Play A little errand

May. 07, 2013

Rating: 3

Those things look sorta like metroids... But they can't be... And they're trampolines.... WHAT. THE. FUDGE. Must play real game in future.

Developer response from Shockwave443

Must make real games in future too.

Cargo Shipment: Chicago

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May. 03, 2013

Rating: 32

Package boy: "Please stop driving, I need to fill your car." Truck driver: "lolno."

Wonder Rocket

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Apr. 20, 2013

Rating: 3

Station Commander: To celebrate the launch of our new space ship, let's send up a bunch of balloons as well as coins and gas! Festive! Astronaut: SIR THE BALLOONS ARE DESTROYING THE SHIP! Station Commander: Deal with it.

Vinashi

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Apr. 06, 2013

Rating: 2

Koitenshin: I should have you know I'm not an idiot. The text is so small and the gui is weird so that zooming out messes up the format. The last thing we need is a "hater" making people click a - button. Oh, and also, that's sorta mean.

Vinashi

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Apr. 04, 2013

Rating: 29

Why yes, how did you know I wanted a 5 foot tall game screen? I didn't even have to ask. Works perfect with my 5 foot tall computer.

MadBurger

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Mar. 29, 2013

Rating: 2

Sir, you should know that Papa's burgeria does not do carry out. Our burgers not only feed many people who steal it on it's way there, but it also, unlike Papa's burgeria, fires ketchup to propel itself, will never be burned, is not trusted into a nerdy kid's oily hands, will always come with a free magnet, and seriously, does not come with fifty other games attached.

Super Can Knockdown

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Mar. 23, 2013

Rating: -8

If carnival minigames where this easy, I'd have so many prizes.

Sword & Magic

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Mar. 22, 2013

Rating: 32

Dang. Just looking at the comments, I can tell this will be a great game. That is no because of any high quality gaming; Rather, the developer actually listens to the comments and is quick to change the game for the better. I really support this game and hope that people will realize your kindness, especially compared to other wallet-looting MMOs. As long as you keep about only 5% of the items in-game premium (and maybe even make crystals a rare loot drop? :) ) this game can very possibly get on even the front page of multiplayer games.

Super Duck Punch!

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Mar. 22, 2013

Rating: 1

Can we have a perk where we become a ninja riding a horse-sized duck?

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Mar. 18, 2013

Rating: 11

Wait, if cats always land on their feet, do cats just fly or something? Considering they have no feet, they must have power over levitation! Physic powers would scientifically explain a lot of this no hands but still lifting things stuff.

Cat God vs Sun King 2

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Mar. 17, 2013

Rating: 0

Is this the cat god from Epic Battle Fantasy 4?

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Mar. 16, 2013

Rating: 4

This game is rated 4.67? Come on, seriously guys? I can't believe you... WHO THE HELL ISN'T RATING THIS 5 STARS?

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Mar. 12, 2013

Rating: 0

Oh well. Eating was for losers anyways.

Bearbarians

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Feb. 15, 2013

Rating: 2348

Ok... Just realized something... Question... What is the fur coat made out of? I hope it's not some sort of relative. D:

Developer response from jayarmstrong

Oh my god, I hadn't even considered - how barbaric... or should I say Bearbaric?

Accelerator

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Feb. 11, 2013

Rating: 0

I don't see how the homing missiles get so good.

Tadpole

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Feb. 10, 2013

Rating: 1

Why do they call it tadpole? Well, so one would want to see a game called "Sperm" on the front page....

Free Rider 3

Play Free Rider 3

Feb. 09, 2013

Rating: 2

Whoever rides the bike is either brave or crazy...

Developer response from kanogames

Both!

Brick-Force

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Feb. 08, 2013

Rating: 3

Plese don't become completely pay-2-play, let us do something like trade 1000 combat pts for 1 token or something, about 1/4 of the items require tokens.

Brick-Force

Play Brick-Force

Feb. 08, 2013

Rating: 50

Guys, stop complaining about load! There's a magical button on the top of the screen called "REFRESH" to fix this!

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