Why is limb removal determined by chance and not the strength of your finishing attack?
If someone's neck is hanging by a shoe string and I do a strong attack with my claymore, you'd expect it to cut their head off, not just scratch them lightly.
I like it how her heart breaks if you're bitten by another zombie but if she bites you she gains a love heart, seems that even in death you have to be monogamous.
I had shut down the entire worlds transport system leaving a poor boat to just travel between countries unable to dock anywhere, at least they'll be the last humans left alive.
Just some quick tips: 1. Make sure to not sell artifacts unless you find another artifact that's better 2. Don't buy potions unless you think you can make it to the next shop because it's better to save the gold and make one big push. 3. During the later levels (60-100) make sure to have at least 2potions on you and don't leave without full health, if you can't afford two potions it's best to sell your non-artifact items and use your wings.
You know there's something wrong when every time you go to score, you have to avoid the enemy AND your team mates... Please fix the scoring AI so they don't miss essentially every single shot.
Horrible, unexplained controls. Game breaking glitches...Etiher update and fix all the problems or just delete it, kongregate doesn't need poor quality games.
So this is a game about a guy who's dumped and ordered to get 500k, so in his depression he instead spends the day picking up beads, drinking whiskey and jumping on the first shirtless guy he sees. Enraged by his actions, his girlfriend decides to get him to stop fooling around and make money, so she creates a magical flying dragon and throws dynamite at him... Such a touching love story.