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Elephant Quest

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Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: 0

1st scene: "AAAARRRGGGGG WOOLY I HATE YOU!" Last scene: "You know what? I don't like it that much anyway..."

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Apr. 07, 2011

Rating: 1

"UR DEFENCE IS WEAK. You have died."

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: 7

Normal difficulty: Psssh, this is so easy. Epic difficulty: OH HOLY CRAP, WHY DOES THIS GUY HAVE NUKES IN HIS TANK?!?!?!

Multitask 2

Play Multitask 2

Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: -2

Challenge mode confused me. I was all like "WHAT? HOW DO I CONTROL THE GREEN CIRCLE?!?!" then later it goes "you got hit by a triangle n00b"

Bullet Heaven

Play Bullet Heaven

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: 2

NoLegs > All other characters combined.

Space is Key

Play Space is Key

Mar. 31, 2011

Rating: -1

I left for a few minutes. +500 deaths.

PRIOR

Play PRIOR

Mar. 29, 2011

Rating: 3

I don't know who I am. Mostly because I'm a random black box that's been experimented on, and also because of that wild party last night.

One Button Bob

Play One Button Bob

Mar. 24, 2011

Rating: 2

441 Clicks. "How the heck do I carry this back?"

Rebuild

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Mar. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

So, I have a dog named Scruffy, but Scamp died.

Great Game 1/5

Play Great Game 1/5

Mar. 23, 2011

Rating: -1

"Boobies 1000/5"

REPLAYING :the game:

Play REPLAYING :the game:

Mar. 23, 2011

Rating: 3

For some reason, I crack up when Obama flies down and goes "Change, real change."

REPLAYING :the game:

Play REPLAYING :the game:

Mar. 22, 2011

Rating: 3

I played it all twice, just for epicroll.

No Time To Explain

Play No Time To Explain

Mar. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

I came back to play this game after hearing this song on another game. It reminded me how fun this was and I just fooled around as a dinosaur with bad eyesight.

Apocalypse

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Mar. 19, 2011

Rating: 6

Of all of North America, only the U.S.A. is infected with zombies. That says something.

SHIFT 3

Play SHIFT 3

Mar. 19, 2011

Rating: 2

I replayed it a second time for the bad ending. Then I found out the PDA wasn't some sort of death trap. D: I love how he is stupid enough to shift off into space.

Rebuild

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Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

One of my guys is named "19"... :D

Trap Master

Play Trap Master

Mar. 16, 2011

Rating: 0

Jennifer can fly. :D

Cardian

Play Cardian

Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: -2

I got a legendary card on my second deck buy. It was Taylina the Swift.

Ge.ne.sis

Play Ge.ne.sis

Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: -23

Terrible version of Genesis.

Omega Box

Play Omega Box

Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: -18

I can't even move my guy. 1/5.

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