That's stupid. That's a stupid ending. That's a stupid game. There was no logic to any of it and my mood is sour. I feel like a lemon AND I CAN'T GO BUY TEQUILA FOR MARGARITAS. DAMN YOU, BATS!
You know, all through the game I kept wondering why I couldn't just smash through the windows with the hammer. Or the fire hook thingy. Or the shovel. Or the sturdy-looking stepladder.
And then the solution ended up being to smash through the WALLS instead. That's just... poor logic, man. Also why the hell did I have to start a fire in the chimney, assumedly wait several hours for the trunks to burn, pull on a lever and solve the goddamn dimensional rift that created (in the form of a jigsaw) in order to unvover a secret box where I had to input a secret code of cardinal directions when I could have walked AROUND the chimney?
You know a puzzle game is good when you beat level 19 and think "man, that was complicated, that must have been the final level", and then the game introduces a new mechanic.
Hi! This isn't just a regular paywall, it is just another kind of puzzle! :-)
Some players hacked into the game's code and found the Password without paying, and then shared it in the commentaries. You are vividly encouraged to use it so as to cross the Gate Of Power without paying!
Why is this a challenge? It's not good. It can be beaten in less than a minute by just clicking fast enough on the 6 necessary spots. There is no puzzle. IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN OR CHRISTMAS, IT IS PANDEMIA DAY; WHAT IS KONGREGATE THINKING?
Is there any particular reason why your happiness level starts draining rapidly on level 9 even if you hit jumps perfectly? Or is it made that way because by that point the player tends to have about 300K points and that way you can pad their game experience out for the sake of the badge?
Pretty good in all accounts, but the final level was a bit confusing. I had sort of come to understand that the rule with the bombs was "they explode when they fall, unless they land on other boxes", so it took me a good while to understand that it's actually more of a fall height thing. This would normally be okay, but it was in the final level, so it just felt like a mechanic coming out of nowhere and "changing" the rules.
Good game; getting all the upgrades gives you enough power to finish a turn or maybe two later, so it doesn't overstay its welcome or prevent you from exploring the mechanics fully, like so many other upgrade games do. Also, am I jaded for thinking that the finale was gonna feature the kid in the hospital recovering from what must have been several thousand stars falling on his face?
Okay, the gameplay is good, it doesn't overstay its welcome, but seriously, if I click the mute button I expect no sound at all, not having to hear my character bounce around.
I have found a strange glitch: I've put the window at 80% size because if not it doesn't quite fit in my screen, and then the game sort of shrinks into a corner, leaving two of the sides covered in a couple centimeters of blue.
An interesting concept, especially because it already shows a good story formula of episodic content building up to a larger narrative, and you managed that with a poorly drawn flash game when many TV shows can't do that with a millionaire budget! And it was poorly drawn on purpose! Looking forward to the next one.
And so the Courier who had cheated death by suffocation from a shitty ship design methodology cheated death once again, and the ship whose name I don't even remember was forever changed.
Rockwell faced a court-martial for disobeying orders from a superior, and was sentenced to become a sarifice to the Tomato God. His face kept swelling until it reached singularity.
Kat and Xertha became high-ranking members of the Space Alliance, bringing peace between their races.
Doctor Whatshisface found, and subsequently lost, a cure for his crippling alzheimers. He's currently lost, not to others, but to himself.
Jake Shephard became a hero who went on to save the Universe from the Reapers. In his imagination. In reality, he's been admitted to an asylum to treat his incurable head trauma.
The Desperate Soldier married Rose Palms. They currently live together on Planet Florida, the worst planet in the Universe.
The Post Office, the Post Office never changes.
Local girl takes up dancing, meets up with chad but old because of time bullying, and after musically giving him her box of life, she utilizes the dankcurtain magicks of her people to go back in time again, commits vandalism.
Girl travels back in time through music box magic in order to sacrifice a butterfly to her soyboy exboyfriend so that he won't stalk her in the future; this blood ritual is interrupted by her future husband Chad, who has travelled through time as well in order to fix thetimeline through the spiritual practice of bullying. Sadly, his efforts fail, and as his essence is unmade, the universe rewrites itself so soyboy marries the girl. Truly, this is the worst possible timeline.
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Hi! This isn't just a regular paywall, it is just another kind of puzzle! :-) Some players hacked into the game's code and found the Password without paying, and then shared it in the commentaries. You are vividly encouraged to use it so as to cross the Gate Of Power without paying!