A girl befriends a young nice guy but ends up dating and marrying a chad; the nice guy grows up a resentful soy boy who obsessively draws her as a fairy, due to no doubt gender harrassment issues, she discovers this and is so distraught that she hides herself in her room to listen to dank Bach music and hit that yeet while Brad Musclestrong worries about her stalking-induced depression.
When he said "resist all temptation for this artifact" I didn't know wether he meant the gong or the mallet, so when he offered me the mallet I decided to walk away. Then the game called me lazy. Screw you game, I'm not lazy just for following poorly worded instructions, I'm lazy for lots of other reasons.
Not a glitch or an observation, but how do you get energy matter? I assume you can get it with mining, but I can't unlock it without getting energy matter, and I've only gotten like 7 over like 100 waves.
Why does the free version have more content than the one that costs money? I splurged on the game because I trusted you, and you let me and all the other economics textbook strawmen down. Shame on you.
This game has an extra scene, which I added to soothe people like you, I guess it was a mistake, and I shouldn't have put the extra work in it. By "splurging", you gave me support, and I was able to make several episodes which you can play for free here on Kong. I apologize if you're offended, but I do have to pay rent and eat, and I could do it much more easily if I had a regular job instead of making indie games that you and others can enjoy.
Why... why was this game given a badge? And WHY was that badge given such importance AND made part of a quest? I get that it's the thousandth badge, but they could have, you know, put that badge on ANY other game. But NO, another walking simulator with a """""clever""""" message about the first thing the dev learned in special needs philosophy class. And the worst part is all those people who will try to lecture me on how I didn't get the point of the game, which is obviously that I wasted part of my precious life pressing a key and hating every minute of it just so I could get meaningless points; yeah I figured that, but you know what would have had less of an impact on humanity's collective efforts to a brighter tomorrow than me not playing this game? The developer NOT making this game. Kongregate NOT rewarding half-baked messes that some idiot made in their bedroom while stoned like this game or You Have To Burn The Rope.
Amazing, I like this kind of game that makes upgrades do new stuff rather than just give me a bigger number. Its only flaw is that it is too short; make a longer version with more upgrades and enemies and spells and erotic princess artwork for some reason and I'll gladly give you gold for it.
Honestly the main series was getting a bit too edgy and over the top, and these smaller cases are just what it needs, going back to that very good Dregg detectiving and funny jokes.
I mainly have two complaints with this game: The powers don't reset on death (meaning that in puzzles that require the speed puzzle, like the wind tunnel, you have to wait whenever you fail) and for some reason I can't move, jump and charge a shot at the same time.
I updated the game. Now the powers reset on death. Move, jump and charge at the same time problem is caused by keyboard. Arrow keys have such a problem. You can try using WASD.
And then the incredible power of a nuclear explosion from a humongous space station close to the planet, combined with the array of radioactive scrap meteoroids it propelled toward the planet, killed everyone. The end.
Sarcasm aside, this was a great addition to the ToN series; it finally explained what exactly this "Nebezem" is, and as for gameplay quality, it's on par with my favourite of the bunch, Golden Scepter. It also provides massive sequel hooks; will this horrifying baby-robot ever reveal to her boyfriendo the truth? Why is the Veraces village abandoned? Will the dog planet and cat planet destroy each other, or will the Deviantart prophecies hold true? Will the Underking's guard ever find the guy who lasered a priestess to death and stole a precious earth orb? Find out next time on Dragon Bezem.
Haha, I had that thought, too, but then I imagined that it would probably just look as a meteor shower and the gnomes would take care of any possible radioactive material - it might even boost their magic :) Nice questions about the future :)
Honestly, your games are starting to lose their amazing comedic value in favour of the edgiest story that ever edged. Hecc, the funniest part of this one was the concept of a rap battle with souls as the prize.
The main character's mechanics are fluid and fun, but the enemies feel a bit wonky, and there's not much in the way of customization. Fun game other than that.
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You get Energy Matter every 10 waves, but not for waves you cleared already.