Tourney3p0's Comments

Jul. 17, 2017

Rating: 17

I've never seen a game on here before that is based on ad views and payment that fails to display ads and punishes you for it. Hopefully this is a first and last.

Jul. 01, 2017

Rating: 6

It's almost like they had a good game, but then the boss told the coders "Okay guys, now make it frustrating and terrible unless they pay us real money".

Dec. 17, 2016

Rating: 2

1 - My save files don't appear to work. If I reload then my save is there. I choose load, and it starts me over from the beginning. Tried this multiple times. 2 - I clicked behind the throne after the arrow incident and the game just locks up. Can't do anything. 3 - This is a fairly entertaining story, but it's a boring game.

Dec. 02, 2016

Rating: 3

It's best to just give them a stick of butter. Don't even bother cooking anything. They don't like it, but you still get points. Eventually it'll all be over.

Jul. 21, 2016

Rating: 1

Granted I'm only half an hour in. But this is more like a bad movie where you have to click to get the actors to say their next line. And sometimes the movie crashes.

Jul. 05, 2016

Rating: 3

I just can't bring myself to give more than 1 star to a game that actively discourages me from playing it.

Mar. 09, 2016

Rating: 2

The hard badge isn't hard because the game is difficult. It's hard because you have to force yourself to keep playing it. Ugh.

Nov. 20, 2015

Rating: 723

I guess I could wait for my energy to refill so I can get the badge. Or I can close the browser and never play this turd again. I think I'll do that.

Oct. 01, 2015

Rating: 4

Wow. This game is much, much worse than the previous versions.

Aug. 08, 2015

Rating: 7

This quickly went from one of the better games I've played to one of the more boring games I've played.

May. 16, 2015

Rating: 4

If this game was "Gray loading screen simulator", I'd definitely give it 5 stars. But it isn't.

Apr. 20, 2015

Rating: 7

I guess I'm in the minority, but to me this game is basically "Do the exact same thing 300 times and we'll give you a badge."

Apr. 17, 2015

Rating: 2

I gave this game two stars due to all the times the screen went to black and I had to reload. When I killed the Super Mutant and it got permanently stuck at 1% health, not even letting me finish the level, it got downgraded to 1 star.

Feb. 06, 2015

Rating: 9

Considering how the enemies are invisible half the time, the knights hard lock the game while pulling their swords out of the ground, and the hotkeys randomly stop working, perhaps this should be an impossible badge.

Feb. 02, 2015

Rating: 6

scott28280: Flash is limited to a single core regardless of how many cores are available. For someone so enthusiastic about gaming, it seems like you should know this.

Jan. 31, 2015

Rating: 3

I like how the framerate wildly changes when you move the mouse off the game window. If only I had a powerful computer that could properly render a cursor.

Jan. 28, 2015

Rating: 5

Every single comment is about lag. Why bother? The developer doesn't care. He has even gone out of his way to say that it's your fault, not his. Just flag this game so Kongregate knows to pull it and move on.

Jan. 25, 2015

Rating: 14

This game is what happens when you decide you don't need any formal training and decide to just "learn computers" on your own.

Jan. 25, 2015

Rating: 6

I finished a level, and the enemy list that pops up at the end scrolled continuously through all enemies and outfits. My money went to 10 thousand for the level and it awarded me the hard badge. But I'm sure it's because I don't have a powerful computer, and not because this game is a buggy piece of crap.

Jan. 25, 2015

Rating: 13

I suspect this game's programming budget instead went to Kongregate to get it badged.