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Swords and Souls

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Oct. 25, 2015

Rating: 2

This game is like literating Cave Johnson's monologue about lemons. Just with apples. Life gives you apples? Don't give the apples back to life! Slice them in half with a stick, beat them into applesauce with a shield, and revel in the thought of getting stronger by brutalising innocent apples that's so massively suggestive to your brain that you actually do get stronger, and with that newfound might, walk up to life's doorstep, slam that thing down with the power of your MUSCLES and start beating the living soul from that life!

Infinitum: Battle for Europe

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Jul. 03, 2015

Rating: 4

The devs have lied to us! There are NO unicorns in this game! Stupid loading screen and it's dumbfounded promises!

Raze 3

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Dec. 11, 2014

Rating: 377

While not as serious as your previous game, this game, just like the ones before, suffer from some sort of an annyoying memory ''leak'' that causes the game to lag progressively more the longer you play in a single session. Seriously, fix that, it's massively annyoying.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Nov. 09, 2014

Rating: 4

Certain limb connections should be made stronger/more resistant to stress and cuts. Seriously, I understand that if you try hard enough you can cut off someone's hand with, let's say, an utility knife, but come on, you just can't freaking SLICE A PERSON IN HALF with it IN JUST ONE STRIKE.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Nov. 03, 2014

Rating: 6

I hate my computer. So I turned on physics blood, woodlands map, then spawned in a 999% weight Mjolnir. Then I fully sized it, and threw it at the ragdoll while in slow-motion to give it ludicrous speeds. Let's just say that it sucked, m'kay?

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Nov. 01, 2014

Rating: 2

Orava, Tribes: Ascend much? Disc launcher much? Very much?

Developer response from 0rava

Yes much.

Run 3

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Oct. 12, 2014

Rating: 1

I had no idea pastafarianism was a prime religion for Aliens...

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Sep. 14, 2014

Rating: 1370

I have a couple of suggestions for world types: ''Giga lab'' - Tall lab and Big lab combined ''Tiny lab'' - A smaller version of the normal lab ''Tube'' - Floor and a ceiling, but no side walls. Probably the size of a big lab. ''Mars'' - A normal open world, with less gravity, less temperature and red particles floating about. Hitting the floor with stuff would mess it with some red dust (same messing effect could be added to the moon or desert and their respective colors) Sun - self explanatory Platforms - A big/giga lab with holes in the floor. Multiple rooms - A lab for conducting multiple experiments at once (mainly for comparing effects and avoiding resetting the map every time)

i saw her across the world

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Aug. 25, 2014

Rating: 6

I love the game's themes. They're just so...sweet, and atmospheric. Eispeth sure is good at what she does :P

Clout: The Game

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Aug. 12, 2014

Rating: 7

This game's kong chat sometimes becomes the bloody game congress too from what I see. The only difference from the game itself though is the fact that everyone has infinite energy, there are no clout tiers, and everyone can use Wildcard, and Wildcard only.

Developer response from delosford

Maybe I should turn the old server into Bizarro Clout that runs like that.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Aug. 10, 2014

Rating: 2

I can't stop it, but my OCD dictates that the Devolver's handle shouldn't be lighter than the normal Revolver's handle for any reasons, whatsoever, including laws of logic and physics.

Clout: The Game

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Aug. 02, 2014

Rating: 1

for* me

Clout: The Game

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Aug. 02, 2014

Rating: 5

Welcome to the KONGress! Take a seat in the corner. NOT IN THE BIG CHAIR. It's for the CT4's and it's me. Let's discuss how to completely destroy the debt! What? You're saying you want to fund trees? Well, screw you then. (Pretty much sums the situation with all the newbies atm.)

Developer response from delosford

Yeah, the more experienced players definitely need to start managing the debt better.

Glitch Lab

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Aug. 02, 2014

Rating: 0

Level 7 name ''siedem'' (Seven) Username ''nazywam'' (I name) Yep. Game made in Poland. No wonder it's so glitched then.

Clout: The Game

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Jul. 26, 2014

Rating: 3

Is there a certain limit when the game just breaks on itself and declares a nation failure reset? Sorry for commenting again. I'm just curious.

Developer response from delosford

There is no in-code point at which this occurs, but I've generally said that if the nation rank gets to the bottom few on the list then the country will get reset.

Clout: The Game

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Jul. 26, 2014

Rating: 3

Absurdly large national debts seem to not reall faze anyone, but I don't really care aswell. Go America!

Developer response from delosford

Seems all the newbies definitely altered the debt:gdp ratio quite a bit. It jumped from ~30trillion to ~50trillion in a day. You'll see people trying to correct that now.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jul. 18, 2014

Rating: 5

The Flintlock deals pathetic damage to every single bodypart BUT head that it insta-kills. Is this intentional?

My Friend Pedro

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Jul. 12, 2014

Rating: 2

If my parents ever come over to my room while I'm playing the end part of this game, I'll just close the window and tab over to porn. Easier to explain...

Infectonator: Hot Chase

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Jul. 02, 2014

Rating: 2

The ONLY good thing about this game is the fun facts at the beginning. No, that's it. This is the only fun, grindless, not boring, original, not clunky, not idiotic, not eye-melting, not confusing, not infuriating, not annyoying, not SWAG-ish thing in the entire game. 2/5.

Run 3

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Jun. 08, 2014

Rating: 5

Is the teakette on the galaxy map a reference to the Russel Teapot?

Developer response from player_03

Yeah.

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