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Snakes On A Cartesian Plane

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Jun. 25, 2012

Rating: 6

For all the guys who are reallllly impatient about unlocking Burmese, just set your computer clock/calendar forward one day, then refresh the page, and you should have it. Then just set your calendar back again. + so everyone can see this ^_^

Jelly Escape

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Jun. 19, 2012

Rating: 0

I guess you can get the hard badge by utilizing the eight "true fan" levels, but it felt better to get the badge the "honest" way--beating the first 72 levels without dying.

Relive Your Life

Play Relive Your Life

Jun. 12, 2012

Rating: -1

So apparently I'm St. Awesome. Nice.

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

Nov. 28, 2011

Rating: 5

Look, developers, if you're willing to offer 10K in gold for the cost of 20 WBs, you have to be prepared to offer the exact reverse or we're calling BS on your marketing system.

Concerned Joe

Play Concerned Joe

Oct. 29, 2011

Rating: 0

Nice secret Mario level, hahaha.

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

Oct. 12, 2011

Rating: 15

"Special promotion: Buy 2000 gold for 5 war bonds!" Yeah, so how 'bout you offer us 5 WBs for 2000 gold? If the offer's fair, that is...

Give Up, Robot

Play Give Up, Robot

Jun. 26, 2011

Rating: 1

Wow...so I actually DID beat all eleven "hard" levels. Can I have my life back now?

Give Up, Robot

Play Give Up, Robot

Jun. 26, 2011

Rating: -1

Oh, fantastic. We get the option to start a "hard" game upon beating the game normally. That's excellent, see, 'cause those first fifty levels were a walk in the freaking PARK.

Ultimate Assassin 3

Play Ultimate Assassin 3

Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 4

1st Guard: "Oh my God, Boss! He's been brutally murdered!" 2nd Guard: "We must track the killer down! I swear I shall not rest until he is brought to justice!" *ten seconds later* 1st Guard: "Well, I'm bored. Wanna just take a break from the whole righteous-vengeance thing?" 2nd Guard: "Sounds good."

Cardboard Box Assembler

Play Cardboard Box Assembler

Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 5

Just so you all know, in Trip VIII, World 4, there seems to be a gem that's impossible to get. This is true UNTIL you a) collect all other gems to unlock bonus world 4, and b) actually beat bonus world 4 to unlock "rotate" mode (I warn you, it's a headache). Once you have rotate mode, turn it on and go back to Trip VIII, World 4, and getting the gem should be a piece of cake. :D

Hungry Sumo

Play Hungry Sumo

Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

The hardest levels always involve the growing sumos.

Oroboros

Play Oroboros

Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

If you're worried about not easily being able to destroy things, remember that friendly fire is basically turned on amongst your enemies. Use that to your advantage, e.g. if a Seeker latches onto you, ram that segment into a Warper or something. Or, if those little purple particles are giving you trouble, lure them into the path of some missiles. You know, stuff like that.

Sky Island

Play Sky Island

Jun. 17, 2011

Rating: 5

Did anyone else feel like the way they solved the puzzles was NOT the way the developer had intended? o_O

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

Jun. 15, 2011

Rating: 15

What's the big idea with letting defense decks go first in faction wars?

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 13

@link40970 Judging by the rating your comment got, I'd say it's just you. That being said, you probably need to improve your deck.

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

Jun. 02, 2011

Rating: 14

I'd prefer it if levels actually meant something.

NES Music Quiz

Play NES Music Quiz

Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 3

I think after you beat the game, you should be able to hear all the full tunes.

Papa's Taco Mia!

Play Papa's Taco Mia!

May. 29, 2011

Rating: 4

The mark of a person capable of singlehandedly running a taco shop is apparently the ability to scarf down more tacos than anyone else.

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

May. 22, 2011

Rating: 11

Higher level should equal increased energy regeneration. 'Nuff said.

Faultline

Play Faultline

May. 22, 2011

Rating: 4

And now the phrase "Now you're thinking with FAULTLINES" has to catch on.

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