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Box Clever Level Pack

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 3

Of all the badges that could've been called "Frustration," this one is one of the best choices.

Castle Crashing "The Beard"

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 2

Having this as the badge of the day brought back awesome memories.

UpBot Goes Up

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 8

Upbot must be the tragic victim of stereotyping everywhere he goes.

Tyrant

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 4

@orangeduck, points ARE relative to your and your opponent's rating, but 10 is the maximum amount of points you can be awarded for beating someone in the arena. If you beat someone who's about equal to you, you'll get maybe five. But if you fight the same opponent consistently, the amount of points you get decreases with each win. The point is, getting ten points means you've beaten someone whose rating is much higher than yours. But you won't get more than that.

Hack Slash Crawl

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Apr. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

Lol at finding a boss named ikr (all lowercase). Void had fun making this game.

Hack Slash Crawl

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Apr. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

Protip: You WILL have to get good at luring enemies away one at a time to deal with them separately. Otherwise...

Upgrade Complete 2

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Apr. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

I've just been turned from a guy who was worrying about his essay tonight into a guy with a much more fulfilling night planned out for him. UPGRADE COMPLETE

Tether Together

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Apr. 11, 2011

Rating: -28

So did anybody beat the game by themselves LIKE A BOSS?

Bullet Heaven

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Apr. 03, 2011

Rating: 23

Hey--don't complain if the game's slow. That probably works to your ADVANTAGE.

PRIOR

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Mar. 29, 2011

Rating: 10

-MOAR SPOILERS- Second main plot: Dr. +/G and the workers at the facility had been taking people away from their families and experimenting on them with a formula, Formula @73. It gave recipients superhuman strength and focused their minds, but often led to unfortunate side effects, usually mental/emotional distortion. All test subjects were kept in confinement without being told of the reason of their imprisonment. Subject &#! (the character you control) was one such test subject, and a greater one than most at that. Doctors were fascinated at his progress, and soon gave him Formula @73. However, it eventually warped his mind. The doctors allowed him to see his wife and daughter, hoping to suppress the ugly side effects of @73, but this only caused severe mental unbalancing and he killed them both, causing him to be placed in total isolation by order of Dr. +/G.

PRIOR

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Mar. 29, 2011

Rating: 16

-SPOILER ALERT- Only read if you don't want to play through the game three times. THIS IS AN ACCOUNT OF ALL INFORMATION ACQUIRED. There are two main plots. First: a man named Dr. +/G developed a device called the Grav-Null, which allowed the recipient to erase gravity around himself. It was intended to help people, and Dr. +/G was awarded the prestigious 8* medal for services to his country. However, the Grav-Null was turned into a weapon of war, combined with Formula @73 (more on that later) and eventually led to the destruction of the main city, DA 275, and the loss of millions of lives. Horrified at what his work had done, Dr. +/G took his own life. As a result of the destruction of DA 275, city XY 213 was designated as a safe haven to evacuate to, but this town too was obliterated in the end.

Tyrant

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Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: 11

If you're not gonna give us more energy, how about making it so that we get more energy per minute the higher level we are?

Another Cave Runner

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Mar. 21, 2011

Rating: 1

Annoying reality: Boulders are exceptionally good at positioning themselves so that you WILL land on them should you choose to jump the dirtpile in front of them.

Cover Orange Players Pack 2

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Mar. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

Also, in the menu, the "Select Level" thing actually says "Selecet Level." I mean, I love the game, but lol.

Cover Orange Players Pack 2

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Mar. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

Level 37 can actually be accomplished in one shot. Go ahead, challenge yourself to do it.

Sushi Cat 2

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Mar. 20, 2011

Rating: 4

Anyone know where to get that soundtrack? Good stuff.

DJManiax

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Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: 4

Like, three people would have the impossible badge if the task was to star Dash Hopes 3.

DJManiax

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Jan. 28, 2011

Rating: 2

I like how 12345hjh copy-and-pasted an earlier comment of mine. Do you want thumbs-ups that badly? Come on, have some originality. (^_^;)

Corporation Inc.

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Jan. 28, 2011

Rating: 1

How on earth did a comment with a score of -5 make it onto the "best comments" section?

Arm of Revenge

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Jan. 28, 2011

Rating: 0

"I will let you shut your stinky mouth now, you fat pig!" Ahahah, I love it.

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